If: after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare,and you can’t find your money - If your download Fail at 99% - If you buy a bold 6 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 40k - U win 100millon,u put am 4bank, nxt week d bank declear bankruptcy - After eating 5k food from KFC and you are still not satisfied. - On a first date in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat - If after working for 30 days,you got fired without salary - After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks later - if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting - If you sleep at night and see SHINA RAMBO in your dream singing for you - If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you - if you submit expo with your answer sheet - when ur frnd wey just come bak from yankee give u cheque wey im no remember to sign B4 he go back - If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model - if after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID - If After You photoshop your Picture….you still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo - If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation - if yur BB pin starts with 0803 - if ur leg dey show for passport photograph - If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins 100million naira the next day! - if the person you cursed in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job…. - If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day - If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others"
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