Lmaooooo! I Don Pay You

Date: 01-08-2012 6:33 pm (11 years ago) | Author: psalmmy
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- at 1-08-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

Posted: at 1-08-2012 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 2-08-2012 04:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Copy n paste

Posted: at 2-08-2012 04:54 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- inad at 2-08-2012 05:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 2-08-2012 05:58 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 2-08-2012 06:09 PM (11 years ago)
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passing without peeping!

Posted: at 2-08-2012 06:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 2-08-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 2-08-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-08-2012 08:42 AM (11 years ago)
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I refuse 2 comment hia

Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 3-08-2012 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 09:26 AM (11 years ago)
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I tire

Posted: at 3-08-2012 09:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 3-08-2012 01:25 PM (11 years ago)
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if u tire go rest nah Angry

Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-08-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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for which house? na street gurl

Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sweet14597 at 4-08-2012 02:03 AM (11 years ago)
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heheheheh this is really funny ;Dnaija for u
Posted: at 4-08-2012 02:03 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 4-08-2012 11:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 4-08-2012 11:17 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwawua at 9-08-2012 10:15 AM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Cheesy
Posted: at 9-08-2012 10:15 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 06:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 10-08-2012 05:47 AM (11 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
Posted: at 10-08-2012 05:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:52 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-08-2012 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 11-08-2012 11:44 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 14-08-2012 09:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-08-2012 01:26 PM
for which house? na street gurl

I hope say na ur gal u de expose say na street gal cos me de live for mansion

Posted: at 14-08-2012 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 14-08-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-08-2012 01:26 PM
for which house? na street gurl

I hope say na ur gal u de expose say na street gal cos me de live for mansion

Posted: at 14-08-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-08-2012 11:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 15-08-2012 11:59 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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