CELEBRATING EX...

Date: 07-08-2012 11:23 am (10 years ago) | Author: modupe afolabi
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Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still f***in celebrating!!!

Posted: at 7-08-2012 11:23 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 11:32 AM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-08-2012 11:32 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 11:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 11:32 AM
ok

Ok what? Cheesy
Posted: at 7-08-2012 11:36 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 12:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 11:36 AM
Ok what? Cheesy

d joke is ok...wat else do want?..,my anaconda??
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 12:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 12:04 PM
d joke is ok...wat else do want?..,my anaconda??
No, ur anaconda wont satisfy me. Offer me something else...   Tongue Wink
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-08-2012 12:37 PM (10 years ago)
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*Coughing *
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 12:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 12:10 PM
No, ur anaconda wont satisfy me. Offer me something else...   Tongue Wink

come take my left nyash den
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:40 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-08-2012 12:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:45 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 12:50 PM (10 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:50 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  7-08-2012 12:37 PM
*Coughing *
Dont choke o...  Grin
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 12:56 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 12:40 PM
come take my left nyash den
That ur dry yansh? Abeg i no want.  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:56 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 04:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 12:56 PM
That ur dry yansh? Abeg i no want.  Roll Eyes


whu tell u say my left nyash dry..,u don use am b4?? Angry
Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-08-2012 07:44 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-08-2012 07:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-08-2012 04:05 AM (10 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 8-08-2012 04:05 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 8-08-2012 09:27 PM (10 years ago)
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watin u c?
Posted: at 8-08-2012 09:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 9-08-2012 10:53 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 04:46 PM

whu tell u say my left nyash dry..,u don use am b4?? Angry
No be him i dey see for ur dp so? My x-ray vision don decode am tey tey.
Posted: at 9-08-2012 10:53 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2012 10:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  8-08-2012 09:27 PM
watin u c?
I dey C left dry nyash
Posted: at 9-08-2012 10:56 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2012 06:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  9-08-2012 10:53 AM
No be him i dey see for ur dp so? My x-ray vision don decode am tey tey.

thank God say na u dry ram
Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:03 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 06:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-08-2012 10:56 AM
I dey C left dry nyash
Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-08-2012 02:25 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes wia e dey
Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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