COSTUME PARTY.

Date: 07-08-2012 11:28 am (10 years ago) | Author: modupe afolabi
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A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go alone. Being a devoted husband, he protested but the wife said that she wants to take some aspirin and sleep, and no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So, he took his masked Batman costume and left. The wife after sleeping for an hour, woke up, as it was still early, she decided to go for the party. As her husband did not know her costume, she thought she could have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a masked Goldilocks costume and joined the party. She spotted her husband cavorting around every nice chic. Cuddling and copping, a hug here and a little kiss there. She went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ears and she agreed so off they went to one of the cars for a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make out for his outrageous behavior. She was reading when he came in, so she asked whether he had a good time.Oh same old thing. You know I'll never have a good time when you are not there. Then she spoke, did you dance much? he replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got there, I met peter, bill and others so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that batman costume playing poker all night she said with sarcasm, the husband replied, actually, I gave my batman costume to your dad, he said that he had fun and got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit. WHAT?!!! she screamed and fainted...

What would you do if it happened to be you? Ladies please...



Posted: at 7-08-2012 11:28 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 11:34 AM (10 years ago)
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poster welcome in da houx......dis is very funny but.....

Posted: at 7-08-2012 11:34 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 12:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 11:34 AM
poster welcome in da houx......dis is very funny but.....

Tanx Jossy... But kindly remove that 'BUT' or else...

Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-08-2012 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Jossy say the truthooo no dey look face Angry

Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:33 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 12:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  7-08-2012 12:33 PM
Jossy say the truthooo no dey look face Angry

who dey luuk face??..., if wat I said is not the truth den u say the truth

Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:41 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 12:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 12:11 PM
Tanx Jossy... But kindly remove that 'BUT' or else...

else wat??...., anywayz but removed though replaced

Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 12:43 PM
else wat??...., anywayz but removed though replaced Embarrassed Tongue
Or else u go see my butt...  Tongue

Posted: at 7-08-2012 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 7-08-2012 01:02 PM (10 years ago)
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jossy dey fear. Hahaha
Posted: at 7-08-2012 01:02 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 7-08-2012 02:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Dis joke was first posted by mua so dis is called 'thiefing' not stealing

Posted: at 7-08-2012 02:34 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-08-2012 02:45 PM (10 years ago)
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don't mind jossy he dey sleep by then  Undecided

Posted: at 7-08-2012 02:45 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 03:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  7-08-2012 02:34 PM
Dis joke was first posted by mua so dis is called 'thiefing' not stealing
Hehehe! No be u tish me how to thief?

Posted: at 7-08-2012 03:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-08-2012 03:22 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4 Angry

Posted: at 7-08-2012 03:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 03:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  7-08-2012 03:22 PM
pb4 Angry
By whom? In which country? In what font? With which biro?  Huh? Roll Eyes
Take ur time o, or else...

Posted: at 7-08-2012 03:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 04:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  7-08-2012 01:02 PM
jossy dey fear. Hahaha

fear ko fear ni......tossy why u no talk am??.. u dey wait make I talk am 4 u

Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:41 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-08-2012 04:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-08-2012 04:41 PM
fear ko fear ni......tossy why u no talk am??.. u dey wait make I talk am 4 u
Wetin una dey talk sef?

Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 04:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  7-08-2012 02:45 PM
don't mind jossy he dey sleep by then  Undecided

u wey dey awake why u no talk am?

Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:50 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 04:54 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-08-2012 04:45 PM
Wetin una dey talk sef?

Dem dey talk say dem sabi u b4

Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 7-08-2012 05:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Rehannaaa as u don learn werin I teach u wella make u carry go but no de use ma posts de front for hia.. U hear so?

Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 05:36 PM (10 years ago)
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dis 1 wey u dey talk as if na u 1st post ram......na wetin u teach  her na im she dey do

Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 7-08-2012 05:46 PM (10 years ago)
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So ur pale don teste ur product!

Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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