Do you know WHAT IS STRESS?.......Y NP

Date: 09-08-2012 12:11 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Ugwaka Emeka
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- at 9-08-2012 12:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Do you know WHAT IS STRESS?
Ok let me tell you what Stress is.
- You give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.
Now
... that's stressful.
But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting
... very stressful.
- You request a DNA test to prove that you arenot the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting
... extremely stressful.
After the tests, the doctor says that you can't be the father because you are infertile. Now You are *Extremely Stressed* but relieved.
- On your way back home, you remember thatyou left 3 kids at home.
Who the Hell is their father?
(*) NOW THAT'S STRESS!

Posted: at 9-08-2012 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- kaycee22 at 9-08-2012 12:53 PM (11 years ago)
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All na stress
kweke
Posted: at 9-08-2012 12:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2012 01:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Pasting this thing here is stress

Posted: at 9-08-2012 01:27 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 9-08-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4ing sef is stress  Huh?

Posted: at 9-08-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2012 04:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Na u sabi

Posted: at 9-08-2012 04:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 9-08-2012 04:32 PM (11 years ago)
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it has been heard long ago
that is ti say pb4
Posted: at 9-08-2012 04:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Tell ram

Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Engremmy at 9-08-2012 05:38 PM (11 years ago)
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@Ezeigbo,even dat ur brain u no fit use reason nah STRESS
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:38 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Engremmy at 9-08-2012 05:41 PM (11 years ago)
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@Estheraremus,even dat ur brain u no fit use reason nah STRESS
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adesma at 9-08-2012 05:43 PM (11 years ago)
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everything here sef na stress Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2012 06:06 PM (11 years ago)
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all of una sef na stress una be

Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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u sure sey u no follow dem ?

Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 9-08-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Just stressed mysef this comprehension
Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 06:58 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2012 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  9-08-2012 06:43 PM
u sure sey u no follow dem ?


only when u be dia leader....den I go follow

Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 10-08-2012 12:36 AM (11 years ago)
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even ona yeye na stress
kweke
Posted: at 10-08-2012 12:36 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 10-08-2012 03:40 AM (11 years ago)
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postin somethin bin pb4 dats original stress
Posted: at 10-08-2012 03:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-08-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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b4 i even enter hia na stress i con enter i con see stress again make i tear race abeg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 03:08 PM (11 years ago)
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abeg the goo

Posted: at 10-08-2012 03:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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