Do you know WHAT IS STRESS?.......Y NP

Published 7 years ago by: Ugwaka Emeka
at 12:11 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)

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Do you know WHAT IS STRESS?
Ok let me tell you what Stress is.
- You give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.
Now
... that's stressful.
But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting
... very stressful.
- You request a DNA test to prove that you arenot the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting
... extremely stressful.
After the tests, the doctor says that you can't be the father because you are infertile. Now You are *Extremely Stressed* but relieved.
- On your way back home, you remember thatyou left 3 kids at home.
Who the Hell is their father?
(*) NOW THAT'S STRESS!

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kaycee22 at 12:53 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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All na stress
kweke
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zeigbo at 01:27 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Pasting this thing here is stress

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Rihannaaa at 03:12 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Pb4ing sef is stress  Huh?

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zeigbo at 04:29 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Na u sabi

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Estheraremu at 04:32 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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it has been heard long ago
that is ti say pb4
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zeigbo at 05:02 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Tell ram

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Engremmy at 05:38 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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@Ezeigbo,even dat ur brain u no fit use reason nah STRESS
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Engremmy at 05:41 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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@Estheraremus,even dat ur brain u no fit use reason nah STRESS
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adesma at 05:43 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
(46 | Newbie) (f)

everything here sef na stress Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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jossy4reall at 06:06 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
(19839 | Hero) (m)

all of una sef na stress una be

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francischi at 06:43 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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u sure sey u no follow dem ?

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brightossy at 06:49 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Just stressed mysef this comprehension
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francischi at 06:58 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

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jossy4reall at 07:23 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 06:43 PM,  9/08/2012
u sure sey u no follow dem ?


only when u be dia leader....den I go follow

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francischi at 07:45 PM, 9/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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 Grin

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kaycee22 at 12:36 AM, 10/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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even ona yeye na stress
kweke
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nickyvil at 03:40 AM, 10/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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postin somethin bin pb4 dats original stress
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ExpertTbright at 02:20 PM, 10/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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b4 i even enter hia na stress i con enter i con see stress again make i tear race abeg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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francischi at 03:08 PM, 10/08/2012 (7 years ago)
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abeg the goo

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