how cum u no cum

Date: 09-08-2012 2:16 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 9-08-2012 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Once upon a time in China, lived two China men. One named I Cum and one named No cum. No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For very obvious
reasons, No cum and No cum tu do not have any children.
One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu.
That night I cum came and No cum tu came too. This made them both very happy. However about7 or 8 months later, No cum saw he was about to become a father but he does not know how come, so when baby the came, he named it, How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day No cum not know how come How cum u cum came!

Posted: at 9-08-2012 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- Rihannaaa at 9-08-2012 02:35 PM (11 years ago)
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How cum i no cum laff now?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-08-2012 02:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- laminsisawo at 9-08-2012 03:01 PM (11 years ago)
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MAKE I CUM THEN YOU CUM THEN WE WILL HAVE HOW CUM YOU CUM
Posted: at 9-08-2012 03:01 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 9-08-2012 04:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Chei Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-08-2012 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2012 05:40 PM (11 years ago)
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afta una go still dey vote 4 yeye........e beta make una carry am give chummyli cuz her own yeye is unopposed
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Engremmy at 9-08-2012 05:46 PM (11 years ago)
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@Chumily
,hw cum u  cum YEYE pass d Chinese
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- laminsisawo at 9-08-2012 05:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  9-08-2012 05:40 PM
afta una go still dey vote 4 yeye........e beta make una carry am give chummyli cuz her own yeye is unopposed

vote is finesh chummyli is the winners
yeye nuba 1 in pl
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adesma at 9-08-2012 05:51 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-08-2012 05:51 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 9-08-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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abeg make una no cum cum 4 my headoh
Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2012 07:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 9-08-2012 11:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Rihana abeg I no tell u to laf but just read(if u sabi read)
@engremmy if I get u dia eeh anyway I no get talk wit kolo pipo
@jossy u knw say na u I de assist for yeye club n Zeigbo na una God fada
@Gambia boy u own na ur mouth I go bend
Posted: at 9-08-2012 11:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 10-08-2012 12:26 AM (11 years ago)
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why ona cum no cum cum
kweke
Posted: at 10-08-2012 12:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 10-08-2012 04:18 AM (11 years ago)
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i cum bt no cum understand how cum u cum be dis corn
Posted: at 10-08-2012 04:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-08-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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see post  Undecided wetin i go cum n cum comment 4 hia  Roll Eyes Huh? Undecided queen of yeyerism
Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:35 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 12-08-2012 03:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 10-08-2012 02:12 PM
see post  Undecided wetin i go cum n cum comment 4 hia  Roll Eyes Huh? Undecided queen of yeyerism

Na u be ma king naa
Posted: at 12-08-2012 03:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 14-08-2012 09:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 10-08-2012 02:12 PM
see post  Undecided wetin i go cum n cum comment 4 hia  Roll Eyes Huh? Undecided queen of yeyerism
I swear... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-08-2012 09:20 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 14-08-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
anyway make i cum b4 another person cum  Undecided  boo
Posted: at 14-08-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 14-08-2012 04:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Na una knw
Posted: at 14-08-2012 04:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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