too funny!!

Date: 19-08-2012 9:17 pm (11 years ago) | Author: peters Humble
- at 19-08-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago)
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WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Too much money)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a
barracks.. (Other people will tell the story on ur behalf)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Miracle worker)

IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (Classic 419)

STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over sabi)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (Mugu! Why not wait for the pirated copy-its just N150)

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true love)
Smiley Cheesy Smiley
STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts...............make dem follow u laugh....gudevenin 2 u:D

Posted: at 19-08-2012 09:17 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- globala at 19-08-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago)
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poster u just make half sence!
Posted: at 19-08-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damaki at 20-08-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Guy u try!
Posted: at 20-08-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 20-08-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 20-08-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-09-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Copy cat
Posted: at 20-09-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 20-09-2012 04:11 PM (11 years ago)
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4get dat he try
Posted: at 20-09-2012 04:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 20-09-2012 06:18 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-09-2012 06:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bado_59 at 20-09-2012 08:14 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 20-09-2012 08:14 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- cadanre at 20-09-2012 09:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster I am busy as at now. Please try again later.
Posted: at 20-09-2012 09:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-09-2012 07:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Na u sabi
Posted: at 21-09-2012 07:51 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 21-09-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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ocay
Posted: at 21-09-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 25-09-2012 09:10 PM (11 years ago)
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u try guy copycat
Posted: at 25-09-2012 09:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 7-10-2012 02:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 7-10-2012 02:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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