If Ladies Were Banks........

Date: 21-08-2012 3:20 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Olagoke Olayemi Bamidele
- at 21-08-2012 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
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If Ladies Were Banks(Which Bank Are U)

The Tall Slim Ones Are Called-SKYE BANK.
The Robust And Spacious Ones Are-OCEANIC BANK.
The One's That Move From One Relationship To
Another Were-CONTINENTAL BANK.
The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are-FIRST INLAND
BANK.
Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They Love Being Heard
Are-BANK PHB.
Those Who Stick To One Man Are-FIDELITY BANK.
Those Who Seems Caring Yet Debit You Massively For
Every Affection Are-UBA.
Those That Go To Any Extent To Make You Sad Are-
ZENITH BANK.
Those Who Are Old Yet They Don't Realize They're No
More In Vogue Are-UNION BANK.
The Brief And Summarized Ones Are-MICRO-
FINANCE BANK.
The Huge Ones That Stand Gidigba For Ground Are-
FIRST BANK.
The Beautiful,Reserved And Lonely Ones Are-
DIAMOND BANK.
The Ones That Must Spend Their Annual Vacation
Abroad Even When The Husband Is Broke Are-GT
BANK.
So Ladies Which Bank Are You.
Guys Which Bank Do You Think Your Lady Belong To?

Posted: at 21-08-2012 03:20 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 21-08-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok u try

Posted: at 21-08-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- macsika at 21-08-2012 03:28 PM (11 years ago)
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The ones who paste yokes that ain't funny are called phunny bank

Posted: at 21-08-2012 03:28 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 21-08-2012 03:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy

Posted: at 21-08-2012 03:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- phunny at 21-08-2012 04:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: macsika on 21-08-2012 03:28 PM
The ones who paste yokes that ain't funny are called phunny bank
Tongue it is good to look for a wα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥ to talk even if thr's not left to say. Ahahahaha ppl like dat all called macsika :S
Posted: at 21-08-2012 04:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 21-08-2012 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Ladies plzz ans d poster

Posted: at 21-08-2012 04:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- phunny at 21-08-2012 04:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Lols Cheesy... I no fit laff abi Ʋ think say abi JJC 4 here, check ♍Ɣ profile. Ʋ never dƐŶ talk wen I ∂ση join. LWKMD.
Posted: at 21-08-2012 04:24 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 21-08-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Shocked

Posted: at 21-08-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- phunny at 21-08-2012 05:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Amen & youtube.
Posted: at 21-08-2012 05:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 21-08-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 21-08-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-08-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: phunny on 21-08-2012 04:24 PM
Lols Cheesy... I no fit laff abi Ʋ think say abi JJC 4 here, check �Ɣ profile. Ʋ never d�Ŷ talk wen I ∂ση join. LWKMD.

New beans

Posted: at 22-08-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-08-2012 04:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 22-08-2012 04:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 22-08-2012 06:03 PM (11 years ago)
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just busy kissing

Posted: at 22-08-2012 06:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macsika at 22-08-2012 06:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-08-2012 04:20 PM
Ladies plzz ans d poster
poster when next you wanna post anything cross check if theres any losed nuts before you actuall go nuts

Posted: at 22-08-2012 06:12 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 23-08-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: macsika on 22-08-2012 06:12 PM
poster when next you wanna post anything cross check if theres any losed nuts before you actuall go nuts


Poster ans ram

Posted: at 23-08-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-08-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 24-08-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 24-08-2012 01:39 PM (11 years ago)
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it is a pb4 ooo  Shocked

Posted: at 24-08-2012 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 24-08-2012 03:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Abi

Posted: at 24-08-2012 03:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 24-08-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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very very  Grin

Posted: at 24-08-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 27-08-2012 11:06 AM (11 years ago)
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i dey come 1st

Posted: at 27-08-2012 11:06 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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