A TREMENDOUS WAY OF RE-UNIONING

Date: 04-09-2012 3:25 pm (10 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 4-09-2012 03:25 PM (10 years ago)
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"
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Posted: at 4-09-2012 03:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Rihannaaa at 4-09-2012 07:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Kiokiokiokiokiokio

Posted: at 4-09-2012 07:33 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 4-09-2012 07:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Dis Ur Laf No get meris at all
na buy 1 get all free
Posted: at 4-09-2012 07:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 4-09-2012 09:39 PM (10 years ago)
old joke , nawaooo anyway  Undecided boo
Posted: at 4-09-2012 09:39 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Ak33m at 4-09-2012 10:03 PM (10 years ago)
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are you sureT!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 4-09-2012 10:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 5-09-2012 12:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 5-09-2012 12:39 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 5-09-2012 10:42 AM (10 years ago)
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Laughing in chinese choichoichoichoichoichoichoi
Posted: at 5-09-2012 10:42 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 5-09-2012 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-09-2012 12:46 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Ak33m at 5-09-2012 03:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  4-09-2012 09:39 PM
old joke , nawaooo anyway  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-09-2012 03:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 5-09-2012 04:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  5-09-2012 01:21 PM
Na me firs post this joke

stifin u sureT?
Posted: at 5-09-2012 04:01 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-09-2012 07:22 PM (10 years ago)
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ask ram agaın e neva hear  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 5-09-2012 07:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 6-09-2012 12:49 AM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
my guy dey fia me
Posted: at 6-09-2012 12:49 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 6-09-2012 11:37 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-09-2012 11:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 7-09-2012 12:05 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on  4-09-2012 07:41 PM
Dis Ur Laf No get meris at all
na buy 1 get all free
Yes o, i fit give u discount self.

Posted: at 7-09-2012 12:05 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 7-09-2012 12:08 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  5-09-2012 01:21 PM
Na me firs post this joke
Why u no go be first to post am, u wey be agbaya for pb4rism  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 7-09-2012 12:08 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 7-09-2012 06:58 PM (10 years ago)
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riri u no get polo
na mai mai lady u be
Posted: at 7-09-2012 06:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:52 AM (10 years ago)
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C n P

Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:52 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 12:16 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:16 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 8-09-2012 04:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  8-09-2012 12:52 AM
C n P

why u no get brain sef?
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:40 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 10-09-2012 09:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on  7-09-2012 06:58 PM
riri u no get polo
na mai mai lady u be
escuise me? I beg ur padon? Thank u dont mention  Tongue

Posted: at 10-09-2012 09:54 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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