COW BELL NOBI MILK NA BEAF

Date: 04-09-2012 7:39 pm (11 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 4-09-2012 07:39 PM (11 years ago)
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A WOMEN CALLED A COTTON CLOTHING LINE TO MAKE AN ONLINE PURCHASE, LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATION: W-WOMAN, CC-CUSTOMER CARE

W: DIALING....RING  RING
CC: HELLO HOW CAN WE HELP
W: HELLO CAN I HAVE A BRA PLS
CC: YES MADAM WHAT SIZE
W: UHM! I DON'T REALLY KNOW MY SIZE DARLING
CC: OK, YOU ARE AN ADULT AIN'T YOU?
W: YES 'M...
CC: OK IS UR Bosom  LITTLE OR BIG?
W: I DON'T KNOW
CC: IS UR Bosom  SAME SIZE WITH THAT OF PAW PAW?
W: UHM! NO...
CC: WATER MELON?
W: NO STILL...
CC: ORANGE OR GRAPE
W: NO BUT YOU RE ALMOST THERE
CC: APPLE OR AVOCADO?
W: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
CC: EGG?
W: YES BUT FRIED ONE

CC: MADAM YOU NEED A ROPE OR A CALABASH NOT A BRA

Posted: at 4-09-2012 07:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 5-09-2012 12:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 5-09-2012 12:46 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 5-09-2012 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-09-2012 10:44 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 5-09-2012 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
pb4 b4 bmillion , why una dey laff?
Posted: at 5-09-2012 12:45 PM (11 years ago) |
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- globala at 5-09-2012 01:25 PM (11 years ago)
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who dey laff?

Posted: at 5-09-2012 01:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 5-09-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  5-09-2012 12:45 PM
pb4 b4 bmillion , why una dey laff?
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Guy how market? wetin concern boko haram and JEG na

 Tongue
Posted: at 5-09-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 5-09-2012 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  5-09-2012 01:25 PM
who dey laff?

ask dem again
Posted: at 5-09-2012 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kingsblue at 5-09-2012 06:27 PM (11 years ago)
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NA ME DEY LAFF
Posted: at 5-09-2012 06:27 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 5-09-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes ocay

Posted: at 5-09-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 6-09-2012 01:01 AM (11 years ago)
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KINGSBLUE ur name na tautology bt kip on laf is allowed notin do u
Posted: at 6-09-2012 01:01 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 6-09-2012 11:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-09-2012 11:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 7-09-2012 12:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Mumu joke

Posted: at 7-09-2012 12:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-09-2012 07:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Rıhannaaa elp me tell ram o

Posted: at 7-09-2012 07:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 7-09-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  7-09-2012 12:10 AM
Mumu joke

mumu riri how market? hope say u dey catch dem bwoiz
Posted: at 7-09-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 8-09-2012 04:46 PM (11 years ago)
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kethy how re u doing?

for broken it means how market?
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 11:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on  7-09-2012 07:01 PM
mumu riri how market? hope say u dey catch dem bwoiz
I no need boys, I need mens with big pocket

Posted: at 9-09-2012 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 9-09-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  9-09-2012 11:51 AM
I no need boys, I need mens with big pocket

 Cheesy Cheesy  if you finish wit dem u go
turn back to doz bwoiz u deserted to marry u abi?
Posted: at 9-09-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on  9-09-2012 03:02 PM
Cheesy Cheesy  if you finish wit dem u go
turn back to doz bwoiz u deserted to marry u abi?
I go marry yahoo boys  Cool

Posted: at 9-09-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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