ajebota and pako

Date: 06-09-2012 12:28 pm (11 years ago) | Author: macsika imoh
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- at 6-09-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Are you an Ajebota or a Pako?
If you step on a nail and bleed, you might be `Bota
If you step on a nail and BEND IT, you're `Pako!

If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an
envelope, you might be an Ajebota

If you have your home periodically fumigated with scentless pest
repellants so it's virtually roach and termite free, you might be an
Ajebota
But, if your aim with either your bata cortina or Skoll can nail a flying
cockroach to the wall, you're an Ajepako!

If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota
But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Pako is level 5!

If you have a borehole installed in your compound for year round water supply, you might be an Ajebota
But if either you have a 'kanga' irrigation system or the middle of your head is hairless due to having logged over 65,000miles from hauling pails of water, you're an Ajepako!

If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented  toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota
But if you use water to 'tamba' ya self, you're an Ajepako!

If you brush, rinse, gargle and floss, you just might be an Ajebota....
But if, after chewing your Pako(dongoyaro stick), you can spit the pako-paste 40 yards, your pakoness is considered level 10!

If you had underwear that had the elastic bands at the waistline, you
could be an ajebota
But if your underwear looks like the flag of Ghana and has a drawstring, you're DEFINITELY Pako!

Posted: at 6-09-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- chummyli at 6-09-2012 05:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahaaa Ajipako don post dia level 10 ajipako
Posted: at 6-09-2012 05:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-09-2012 07:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  Huh?
Posted: at 6-09-2012 07:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-09-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Yea
Posted: at 6-09-2012 09:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-09-2012 08:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Thank God say i be butter  Tongue
Posted: at 7-09-2012 08:32 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 7-09-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago)
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this yoke is lost but found again and again.........
Posted: at 7-09-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 7-09-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  7-09-2012 03:22 PM
this yoke is lost but found again and again.........
Yes o, somebody praise the rod  Cheesy
Posted: at 7-09-2012 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:46 AM (11 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:46 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 8-09-2012 02:04 AM (11 years ago)
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okay, u try  Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2012 02:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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U try small
Posted: at 8-09-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 10-09-2012 08:47 AM (11 years ago)
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still passing
Posted: at 10-09-2012 08:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-09-2012 01:03 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes amebo na u sabi
Posted: at 10-09-2012 01:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 18-09-2012 12:03 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 10-09-2012 01:03 PM
Roll Eyes amebo na u sabi
worefa  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-09-2012 12:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 18-09-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Alright
Posted: at 18-09-2012 06:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-09-2012 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 18-09-2012 06:59 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Rihannaaa at 18-09-2012 07:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Mr boo
Posted: at 18-09-2012 07:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-09-2012 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-09-2012 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 21-09-2012 08:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Nawa
Posted: at 21-09-2012 08:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 22-09-2012 05:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes for una
Posted: at 22-09-2012 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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