y she fainted

Date: 07-09-2012 8:35 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 7-09-2012 08:35 PM (11 years ago)
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There were two identical twins, Tom and Harry. Tom was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that Harry's wife died the same day Tom's boat sank.     A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tom and mistaking him for Harry said 'I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must be feeling terrible.'     Tom, thinking she was talking about his boat said  Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.     Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle'     Now you know why the old lady fainted!

Posted: at 7-09-2012 08:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:30 AM (11 years ago)
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Nawooooooo  Angry
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:30 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 8-09-2012 10:14 AM (11 years ago)
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see joke hmmm  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 8-09-2012 10:28 AM (11 years ago)
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YEYE
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 10:54 AM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-09-2012 11:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Una be yeye pipo
Posted: at 8-09-2012 11:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 11:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Chummuyili na u b no1 yeye
Posted: at 8-09-2012 11:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 8-09-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: kethey on  8-09-2012 11:59 AM
Chummuyili na u b no1 yeye
Undecided
Posted: at 8-09-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 02:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-09-2012 02:52 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 8-09-2012 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
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So wetin con happen after she faint?
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 8-09-2012 09:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy nice
Posted: at 8-09-2012 09:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 05:02 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-09-2012 05:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-09-2012 07:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-09-2012 07:08 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 9-09-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago)
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i no wan read the yoke cuz i know if i read am finish i go faint!
Posted: at 9-09-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Worefa
Posted: at 9-09-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-09-2012 06:26 AM (11 years ago)
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D best joke of d month
Posted: at 10-09-2012 06:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 10-09-2012 07:59 AM (11 years ago)
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u sure? Why my own joke never be best joke of the month? I go start aluta for here ooo  Angry
Posted: at 10-09-2012 07:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-09-2012 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 10-09-2012 06:26 AM
D best joke of d month
from wu?  Huh?
Posted: at 10-09-2012 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:53 AM (11 years ago)
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More yeye Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:53 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 12-09-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago)
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To Zeigbo yeye
Posted: at 12-09-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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