Naija guys No de Slack

Date: 14-07-2007 2:11 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
- at 14-07-2007 02:11 AM (16 years ago)
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Sharp Naija Guy

Aboard an Italian airline from London, an American turns to his Nigerian co passenger & says hey! Let's play a fun game, I will ask u a question if u don't know d answer u give me $5 & vice-versa. The Nigerian is already too tired & just wants to go back 2 sleep, so he politely declines the offer, the yank persists; he now says "ok if I don't know your question
I will pay u $100 the naija guy opens his eyes, but being too
tired & not wanting d yank to pester him endlessly agrees 2

play along. D yank asks him how far is d earth from the moon,

d Nigerian does not say anything but brings out his wallet &

gives d yank $5. Now it is d naija's turn he goes thus "what

goes up a hill on 3 legs & comes down on four legs". Nna, fear

catch d yank. He brings out his laptop searches all his

references but he couldn't find d answer, so he connects a

modem to d air phone, he surfs d net, e-mails his co workers

no solution-, finally he turns to d Nigerian & taps him on d

shoulder then he humbly gives d naija man $100, d naija guy

accepts it and goes back to sleep.this annoys d yank & he

asks him so what's d answer ?. D naija man simply brings out

his wallet & gives d yank a $5 note

Posted: at 14-07-2007 02:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:42 AM (16 years ago)
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Oh wow that was a good one.  Stupid Yank! 
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:42 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 24-08-2007 08:17 AM (16 years ago)
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so.....what goes up the hill on 3 legs and came down with 4.......hhhhmmmmmm....i am waiting...... Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-08-2007 08:17 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 3-09-2007 01:35 PM (16 years ago)
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I don't think neither the yank nor the Nigerian knows the answer to that question..There might not even such a thing..(unless Dguy knows the answer)..but atleast he made a quick $100 though, thats what he gets for being annoying! lol
Posted: at 3-09-2007 01:35 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Aha! Nw i know wer d newbie got this joke 4rm..Lol
Posted: at 10-04-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 06:00 AM (14 years ago)
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:-|
Posted: at 12-05-2009 06:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 12-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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imagine dat. so dguy, wetin b d answer?
Posted: at 12-05-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 12-05-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ha ha
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adewealth at 12-05-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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wow
Posted: at 12-05-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-05-2009 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 13-05-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 13-05-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 13-05-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
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- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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can't stop laughin ............... great
Posted: at 13-05-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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nawaoo...answer not yet found..
 olodo pple..
 i know d answer, but no one should ask me
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dprincei at 13-05-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-05-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ezecyyyy at 16-06-2011 07:38 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
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- tmaxdon at 16-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one dguy
Posted: at 16-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 16-06-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
old joke joor,
abegii pb4 b4 b4 Angry
Posted: at 16-06-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) |
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