What sex can do

wHAT SEX CAN DO
1. It makes u religious: oh god, yes oh my god, jeeessussss.

2. It gives u, ur 1st singing lesson: mmmmm, owwwww, awwhh.
3. It makes u a natural competitor: fast, faster, faster faster.
4. U announce ur own obituary: yeee ah!Ur killing me, am dying, oh am finished, gosh! Am dead
5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: scatter it, destroy it, dont have mercy just tear it.
6. It makes u respectful: give it to me pliz, pliz am begging pliz pliz, pliz,
7. It brings out the loyalty in u: i luv u, u r d owner, no1 else, u r d best.
8. It turns some into beggers: yea pleasedont stop, dont stop just continue please.
9. They answer the call of your ancestorsway no one else go hear except you: yesim coming, am cooooomming, am cooooooooooming .
(^.~)

Posted: at 21-09-2012 12:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOT MORE, i will buy u a lagos for you in house

Posted: at 21-09-2012 12:44 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

I see

Posted: at 21-09-2012 01:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Scattere, destroy, dnt have mercy- jos tear it.... Afterwards she turns and say guys have broken ma hart, nonsense.

Posted: at 21-09-2012 03:00 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Next

Posted: at 21-09-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

funny and rather creative interpretation for things the people who say will deny saying those things under normal circumstances

Posted: at 22-09-2012 08:13 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

I see

Posted: at 22-09-2012 07:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac