Poor guy !!!!!

Date: 15-04-2009 5:24 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 15-04-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 

Having heard this, the husband fainted !!!!

Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- elusakin at 16-04-2009 05:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Copy cat.
Posted: at 16-04-2009 05:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 16-04-2009 07:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Photocopy
Posted: at 16-04-2009 07:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- downlowguy at 21-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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14inches i don post this one b4 so no let me vex for u ohh
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 21-04-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b 4 b 4 tey tey
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 21-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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u see
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 21-04-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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copy and paste
Posted: at 21-04-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lovedavis at 21-04-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Photocopy kó easy
Posted: at 21-04-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 21-04-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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OGA POSTER. Use 1full day Try going 2ru old jokes b4 copyin n postin abeg. E don 2much.
Posted: at 21-04-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-04-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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MAKE IN USE ONE FULL DAY..UNA FUNNY DIE!!!!;D
Posted: at 21-04-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 21-04-2009 10:42 PM (15 years ago)
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