seeing is believing lol. (Page 2)

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Seeing is believing!

Man shopping...
 A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked,"Sir,do you have a dog?"
"Yes,"replied the man.
"Well,where is it?"asked the cashier.
"I left him home,"man answered.
"Sorry,"the cashier said,"You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog.Those are the rules!"
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?"asked the cashier.

"Yes,"he said,"but I left it home."
"Sorry,"she said,"If I can't see the cat,I can't sell you the food.Those are the rules!"
The next day the man walked into the store and bought pack of condom to the checkout.
"Do you have a wife? asked the cashier.
"Yes the man replied"
"But why do U̶̲̥̅̊ want †̥ use a condom.? Asked the cashier"
"The man quietly whisper to her ears" I want to use it on you, you have been seeing ur p***y for years"