This Might Be Funny But Is True

Date: 16-04-2009 8:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: AdExSoN PoPsOn
- at 16-04-2009 08:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for N200 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N200 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to N200 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N400! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at N350 and  when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for N400 each."

 The villagers rounded up all their savings they had made and bought all the monkeys.  Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

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Posted: at 16-04-2009 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 16-04-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Business man
Posted: at 16-04-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 16-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago)
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i didnt see anything i only saw ur pix and its cute
Posted: at 16-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 16-04-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Ironlady na wetin?U dey hungry abi u drink garri 2 much?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 16-04-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 16-04-2009 09:16 PM
Ironlady na wetin?U dey hungry abi u drink garri 2 much?
wetin concern u with moi anyways i need ur blood n flesh to be ok..
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 16-04-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
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U no know where abbatoire dey?Fire go just burn u if u cm my side
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 16-04-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago)
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lolsz.....ur flesh soft and ur blood taste like wine so i want it
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adexson at 16-04-2009 09:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Ironlady wettin u wan see again
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 16-04-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Abeg helep me asketh her oh!
@ironlady,u be witch?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 16-04-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago)
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The joke sounds familiar but still cool anyways.
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adexson at 16-04-2009 09:57 PM (15 years ago)
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@EMMY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-04-2009 09:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ironlady at 16-04-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 16-04-2009 09:48 PM
Abeg helep me asketh her oh!
@ironlady,u be witch?
na now u know ni?still waiting o
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-04-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 16-04-2009 09:53 PM
The joke sounds familiar but still cool anyways.

edwi.. na ur wedding be that..Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 2-06-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 2-06-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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ironlady,u still dey wait?
Posted: at 2-06-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 2-06-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago)
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yes ..are u ready?
Posted: at 2-06-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 2-06-2009 04:17 PM (14 years ago)
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for wat?
Posted: at 2-06-2009 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 1-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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