Imagine a 'Hurricane Whatever' (e.g Hurricane TrafficLaw) is heading for a state in Nigeria in 3 weeks,what do you think will happen?
First and foremost;
1. A prophet (e.g T.b Joshua) will prophesy the hurricane.
2. The state tate Governor will hold a press conference advising the people of the state to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant TV interviews saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis.
That they are on top of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first hit and wipe out the state, then:
- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane and see how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governor, NEMA, Red Cross andother emergency services unit for their quick response.
5. The Senate willl hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like:
- 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'
-'Calming the Hurricenes in your life'
-'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'
7. Nigerian artists will release singles about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the F.G and the State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.
9. A thread will be launched on NAIRALAND and be put on the frontpage and will hit over 20 pages in its first 6 hours.
10. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane.
11. BOKO HARAM will claim responsibility for the Hurricane.
12. Authours will write books on Hurricane. e.g;
-Managing your financial Hurricane
-How to stop your marital hurricane.
13. Jokes about the Hurricane willgo viral on Facebook
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