NO shaking and the Egg seller....

Date: 19-04-2009 10:20 am (15 years ago) | Author: idowu
- at 19-04-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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There was this a frind of mine called no shaking,,,,he wanted to eat yam and Egg for his lunch...He now went to a woman selling Egg in his Area...he bought 4 Eggs,,so he no went home

    As  he was about the break the Egg..HE broke the first one...there wasn't yoke there,,,confussing....He broke the second Egg....the wasn't any yoke ther yet....he now desided to break the third one that maybe the first two eggs are laid by and Hen that is young...
   HE then broke the third and then no yoke,,,then we went straigt to the Egg seller...

    Mama there was no yoke in the egg i bought from you few minute ago,,,i boke three and i found no yoke this is the forth one.,..you self fit brake this...said no shaking....the woman now broke the egg and also found no yoke,,the woman now said....ohhhhhh.....it wasn't my fault,,maybe the Hen were using condom before laying eggs...

Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- omatseye at 19-04-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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shou...very funny...nice 1 pal..keep d spirit of laugher so high.....kudos..
Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 19-04-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago)
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u try sha

Posted: at 19-04-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: idycole on 19-04-2009 10:20 AM
There was this a frind of mine called no shaking,,,,he wanted to eat yam and Egg for his lunch...He now went to a woman selling Egg in his Area...he bought 4 Eggs,,so he no went home

    As  he was about the break the Egg..HE broke the first one...there wasn't yoke there,,,confussing....He broke the second Egg....the wasn't any yoke ther yet....he now desided to break the third one that maybe the first two eggs are laid by and Hen that is young...
   HE then broke the third and then no yoke,,,then we went straigt to the Egg seller...

    Mama there was no yoke in the egg i bought from you few minute ago,,,i boke three and i found no yoke this is the forth one.,..you self fit brake this...said no shaking....the woman now broke the egg and also found no yoke,,the woman now said....ohhhhhh.....it wasn't my fault,,maybe the Hen were using condom before laying eggs...

cool

Posted: at 19-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 19-04-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin con happen the madam no pay am back ne?

Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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the madam lay another egg for ham @ sheenor
Posted: at 19-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 19-04-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 19-04-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 19-04-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 19-04-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diplomatik at 19-04-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 19-04-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 19-04-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Funy
Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nigerianlove at 20-04-2009 02:54 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaa good one
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 02:56 AM (15 years ago)
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FUNNY..LOL..
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:08 AM
not funny
Grin Grin Grin
you think say e easy to lay egg....
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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omatseye lay egg so y e no go easy
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:35 AM
omatseye lay egg so y e no go easy
Grin Grin Grin
smart girl  Grin
hmmmmmmm intresting... Grin
Posted: at 22-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 22-04-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 22-04-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 23-04-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 23-04-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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ans

Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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