Its Akpos Birthday..

Date: 09-11-2012 7:12 am (11 years ago) | Author: Omoyemi
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- at 9-11-2012 07:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Akpos got a message from his girl friend on his Birthday. Message Reads: "HBD Boo...LLNP, LYSM TTYL"... Akpors got so provoked and called her phone "Ibiso, what is the meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish?"
Ibiso replied: "Haaa! O Akpos don't tell ♍ξ u are dis dumb and local? Oh My Gooosh! You dont even know the meaning of HBD and all dat Mtcheeewwww. Well, HBD Means Happy Birthday, LLNP means Long Life aNd Prosperity, LYSM means Love You So Much and TTYL means Talk To You Later dumb ass. "
Akpors angrily ends the call and sent her a text message 2 minutes later. Message reads: "TFY!" Ibiso called immediately, "AKpors what is the meaning of TFY?" Akpos answered "Oh you don't even know common TFY? After much laugh Akpors replied TFY means Thunder Fire You!"

Posted: at 9-11-2012 07:12 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 9-11-2012 11:09 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted yesterday
Posted: at 9-11-2012 11:09 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngboss11 at 9-11-2012 11:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Thks God say naa just yestday....,not PB4.. Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2012 11:55 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Amaight at 9-11-2012 12:13 PM (11 years ago)
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What do u see
Posted: at 9-11-2012 12:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Unikpearl at 9-11-2012 12:51 PM (11 years ago)
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K
Posted: at 9-11-2012 12:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 9-11-2012 02:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Amaight on  9-11-2012 12:13 PM
What do u see
Help me ask am O
Posted: at 9-11-2012 02:26 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 9-11-2012 05:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? this joke again?
Posted: at 9-11-2012 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 9-11-2012 05:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Copy copy
Posted: at 9-11-2012 05:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-11-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Tell am again
Posted: at 9-11-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 9-11-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: youngboss11 on  9-11-2012 11:55 AM
Thks God say naa just yestday....,not PB4.. Grin
see anıda 1  Undecided
Posted: at 9-11-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 06:18 PM (11 years ago)
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he don hear am
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-11-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago)
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an so  Roll Eyes  Undecided
Posted: at 10-11-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 10:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Stealing ma joke
Posted: at 10-11-2012 10:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 12-11-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Headward u stil dey here?
Posted: at 12-11-2012 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 12-11-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: buoyantic on 12-11-2012 11:49 AM
Headward u stil dey here?
see as he open mouth like e fine reach me.. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2012 03:23 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 18-11-2012 11:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 18-11-2012 11:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 18-11-2012 01:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-11-2012 01:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 18-11-2012 06:13 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 18-11-2012 06:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 19-11-2012 03:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 19-11-2012 03:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 19-11-2012 06:40 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-11-2012 06:40 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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