Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment!

Date: 09-11-2012 10:47 am (11 years ago) | Author: olalekan ahmed mustapha
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Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).

Manager: who was the first millitary head of state in Nigeria???..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Almagamated???. . Johnny: 1914.. Manager. Dat is gud of you..

Question no 3, is it t
rue that the cure for hiv/ aids is discovered???.. Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering questions, pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went outside akpos asked him)..

Akpos johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??..
(as johnny was about to tell akpos the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT'..
Akpos then said to Johnny)..

Akpos. Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to
number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi,
number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven

(mumu Akpos got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to sit down)

manager. Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager. Please what year where you born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos)!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven.

Posted: at 9-11-2012 10:47 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 9-11-2012 10:52 AM (11 years ago)
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- jessymic at 9-11-2012 11:00 AM (11 years ago)
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- Unikpearl at 9-11-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago)
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This joke reminds me of late gbenga adeboye...he did this joke when he was alive in d late 90's.so it's an old joke
Posted: at 9-11-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 9-11-2012 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Unikpearl on  9-11-2012 01:00 PM
This joke reminds me of late gbenga adeboye...he did this joke when he was alive in d late 90's.so it's an old joke
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- Rihannaaa at 9-11-2012 04:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Very old joke with grey hair  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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- ela214 at 9-11-2012 08:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  9-11-2012 04:30 PM
Very old joke with grey hair  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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- zeigbo at 9-11-2012 08:42 PM (11 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 9-11-2012 11:33 PM (11 years ago)
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ROTFWL
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- Odebisivictor at 10-11-2012 12:29 AM (11 years ago)
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It is a scene in 1 film in which a delta guy no sabi english rather his native language and pidgin
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- phunny at 10-11-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Unikpearl on  9-11-2012 01:00 PM
This joke reminds me of late gbenga adeboye...he did this joke when he was alive in d late 90's.so it's an old joke

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- zeigbo at 10-11-2012 02:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
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- olastech at 10-11-2012 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 10-11-2012 07:39 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes na wa o  Undecided
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