ur studies, ur scores are poor.
AKPOS: Do u know Aunty Joy?
TEACHER: No. AKPOS: U nid 2
focus on ur husband
Police: Where do u live?
Akpors: With my parents.
Police: Where do ur parents live?
Akpors: With me.
Police (now seriously pissed off): Ok ok,
so where do you all live?
Akpors: Together.
Police: ok! Where do you all live together?
Akpors: beside my neighbour's house
Police: where is your neighbour's house?
Akpors: if I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: I will believe you. Where?
Akpors: beside our house.
MUSIC TEACHER: What is your
favorite musical instrument?..
AKPOS: The lunch bell
Ochuko: Bros y u dey wrap ur
phone wit black handkerchief? ..
Akpos: Rukewe dey owe me
money so I dey hide my number
before I call am
Akpors goes into a chemist,
reaches into his pocket and takes
out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the
teaspoon and offers it to the
chemist's assistant."Coul d you taste
this please?" says Akpors. Chemist
Assistant takes the teaspoon, put it
in his mouth swills the liquid and
swallow it.. "Does it taste sweet?"
says Akpors "No, not
at all" says Chemist Assistant.
"Good" says Akpors....."the doctor
told me to come here and get my
urine tested for sugar"
Teacher: What do u call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested? ..
Akpos : A teacher
teacher: all idiots stand up
(only akpos stands up)
teacher: so u're an
akpos: no, i jus cudnt bear u standing
alone...
PASTOR: Do something crazy for
the lord.. *Akpos carried the
offering basket and ran away*"
Doctor:Do exercise daily4gud
health Akpos:Sir i play
football,tennis daily.DoCto:hw
long do u play?RE:until d battery
in my mobile goes down
TEACHER: if I give u 4 balls of puff-
puff in ur hand, nd I collect all of
dem back from u wat wil be left in
ur hand? AKPOS:Na oil naa
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