bad example

Date: 10-11-2012 3:14 pm (11 years ago) | Author: angel sharon
- at 10-11-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "phyuk" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen phyuking the turkey!

Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Amaight at 10-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol funny
Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 10-11-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago)
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9ce
Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 10-11-2012 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 10-11-2012 06:16 PM (11 years ago)
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U try small...make I laugh small
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:16 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 10-11-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Is ıt funny?
Posted: at 10-11-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2012 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
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No it's pb4
Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:44 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 11-11-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2012 09:42 AM (11 years ago)
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I follow u Abeg
Posted: at 12-11-2012 09:42 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 12-11-2012 10:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes follow follow
Posted: at 12-11-2012 10:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 12-11-2012 11:32 AM (11 years ago)
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hummmm.pb4
Posted: at 12-11-2012 11:32 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2012 01:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry
Posted: at 12-11-2012 01:09 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngboss11 at 12-11-2012 03:04 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2012 03:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 12:54 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Dry joke  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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