Muslimz Fomat..

Date: 11-11-2012 11:07 am (11 years ago) | Author: Omoyemi
- at 11-11-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Pls dnt take it personal,just a joke.......

At a Mosque fund raising
ceremony for a bigger Mosque,
Many guests that could not come
sent cheques.
The Alfa read out the donations
and this is what happened:
Alhaji Bali N2 million Allau Akbar!
,
Alhaji Dosumu N20 million Allah
Akbar!!
When he saw the next cheque, he
paused and appeared confused,
then he screamed.
Alhaji D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million!
PRAISE THE LORD!
And all the Muslims replied
HALLELUYAH!!!


Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- agbolahan at 11-11-2012 11:22 AM (11 years ago)
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if u re a sensible fellow, u wont said dis, is dis a joke and can dis happen, pls pack out of here, hell is beta 4 u.
Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:22 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2012 11:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Loling n passing

Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:28 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 11-11-2012 12:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 11-11-2012 12:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Amaight at 11-11-2012 01:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Don't take it personal its just a joke...lmao @ d post
Posted: at 11-11-2012 01:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 11-11-2012 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: agbolahan on 11-11-2012 11:22 AM
if u re a sensible fellow, u wont said dis, is dis a joke and can dis happen, pls pack out of here, hell is beta 4 u.
U dey mad Mr newbeans...mind ur speach next time ok or I treat ur phyuk up..I doubt if u sabi english sef..., u no c d first line..huh

Posted: at 11-11-2012 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2012 02:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:07 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 11-11-2012 02:33 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 11-11-2012 07:54 PM (11 years ago)
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if ajani get eeh!!!

Posted: at 11-11-2012 07:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 11-11-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: youngboss11 on 11-11-2012 01:47 PM
U dey mad Mr newbeans...mind ur speach next time ok or I treat ur damn up..I doubt if u sabi english sef..., u no c d first line..huh
Hehehe newbeans callin sum1 newbeans. Lol

Posted: at 11-11-2012 09:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 12-11-2012 04:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 11-11-2012 09:51 PM
Hehehe newbeans callin sum1 newbeans. Lol
But me still naa senior newbeans nahh Grin

Posted: at 12-11-2012 04:36 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 12-11-2012 06:19 AM (11 years ago)
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U tok true small. No dey blush o, na small truth u tok o

Posted: at 12-11-2012 06:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 12-11-2012 03:18 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 12-11-2012 06:19 AM
U tok true small. No dey blush o, na small truth u tok o
Noted Smiley

Posted: at 12-11-2012 03:18 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damaki at 12-11-2012 05:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Garri don huk me.
Posted: at 12-11-2012 05:20 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- youngboss11 at 12-11-2012 06:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 12-11-2012 06:24 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princyboy at 12-11-2012 08:03 PM (11 years ago)
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ℓo°o ƪ
Posted: at 12-11-2012 08:03 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 12:23 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin The joke funny abeg

Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 13-11-2012 12:38 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes e no funny jor

Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 12:56 AM (11 years ago)
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e funny jor  Cheesy

Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:56 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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