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![-]( "scorpionheart99") scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 03:09 AM (15 years ago)  (f)
The Soldier and the Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I
hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM! | Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:09 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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OMG....SO FUNNY.. | Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Edwizzie") Edwizzie at 20-04-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago) (m) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh my God! | Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 20-04-2009 07:32 AM (15 years ago) (m) mmmmm, posted b4 sha....but still funny tho
2.0. | Posted: at 20-04-2009 07:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 20-04-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) (f) lol, | Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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though i've heard this b4, but its still dey make me laugh.... | Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 20-04-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago) (f) na u sabi, scorpio u gat great balls babe | Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Recoverd") Recoverd at 20-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) (f) Lololol | Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) (m) TOO TOO FUNNY | Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 20-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) (f) hehehhehhhhhhheeeeee | Posted: at 20-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "skarfies") skarfies at 22-04-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) TWO COWARDS....HIDING 4RM FEAR.../?/./// | Posted: at 22-04-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 23-04-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) (f) .. | Posted: at 23-04-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "michybaby") michybaby at 24-04-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago) (f) VERY FUNNY | Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "quinzee4me") quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) (f) mmmmm, posted b4 sha....but still funny tho nothing dey ever pls TOKS E and since wey i dey here i never see im own i go knock u for head spiritual knocking | Posted: at 24-04-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "chinwenduu") chinwenduu at 25-04-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) (f) LMAO! | Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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hahahahahaaaa....too funny..... | Posted: at 26-04-2009 07:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) (m) funny one
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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