OOOHHH DEAR!!

Date: 20-04-2009 3:11 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
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- at 20-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago)
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An Arab national interviewed at US embassy for visa.

CONSUL: your name please??
ARAB:      Abu zina
CONSUL:  sex?
ARAB:      every day....
CONSUL:  i mean male or female?Huh?
ARAB:      don't matter, sometimes even camel.
CONSUL:  holy cow!!
ARAB:      yes! cows and donkeys too!
CONSUL:  man, isn't it that hostile??
ARAB:      horse style, dog style, any style!!
CONSUL:  oh dear!!
ARAB:       no dear.. A*#S too tight and they run very fast!!
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago)
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MEHN...U REALLY MADE MY DAY..I WAS JUST LAUGHING....WATER COMOT 4 MY EYES SELF..Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-04-2009 05:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:45 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 20-04-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL.........wow, coool
Posted: at 20-04-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-04-2009 03:20 AM
MEHN...U REALLY MADE MY DAY..I WAS JUST LAUGHING....WATER COMOT 4 MY EYES SELF..Grin

COOL................... Cool Cool Cool Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 09:07 AM (15 years ago)
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awesome, cnt help it, got me laffing too much i dey even speak english self, babe u try ova try dey worry u self.....
Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 20-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahafuny funy funy funy funy
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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no b small
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG.....
you're killing me with laughter....  Grin Grin Grin
what a good way to start monday morning... Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 20-04-2009 10:41 AM
OMG.....
you're killing me with laughter....  Grin Grin Grin
what a good way to start monday morning... Grin

OOOOHHH DEAR!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago)
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A NEW COMEDIAN HAS EMERGED
Posted: at 20-04-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princeomega at 20-04-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago)
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tnx
Posted: at 20-04-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 20-04-2009 06:22 PM
A NEW COMEDIAN HAS EMERGED

LOL NO TELL ME SAY U DON 4GET THOSE OLD COMEDIANS WAY THEY HERE OOO...Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-04-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
just passing by..... Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ibobobelvis at 21-04-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago)
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great job there,thumps up
Posted: at 21-04-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 21-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 21-04-2009 01:03 AM
Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
just passing by..... Wink Wink Wink

ok, pass quike quike
Posted: at 21-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 22-04-2009 08:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ibobobelvis on 21-04-2009 08:43 AM
great job there,thumps up




cheers...........
Posted: at 22-04-2009 08:04 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 22-04-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ibobobelvis on 21-04-2009 08:43 AM
great job there,thumps up
thumps up??? na only thumps you go carry up? try carry your toes dem up sef, and see whether you no go knack head you ground...  Grin
Posted: at 22-04-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 22-04-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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taking me personally huh?Huh??
Posted: at 22-04-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 22-04-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 22-04-2009 09:55 AM
taking me personally huh?Huh??

 Grin, nope, he aint taking it personally, just tasting to c if u av d stomach
Posted: at 22-04-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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