1]. Are U a player? - Yes FC BARCELONA wants to sign me next season* do dey expect U 2 say yes? 2]. why do U wan't my Pin?? - want to use it to burst balloon. 3]. Can U die 4 me? - My name is surely not Romeo 4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am igoing to do? - Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia 3310 5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothing funny will happen? - No, trust me we would just performnight vigil 6]. Hope U won't break my Heart? - If u don't put it at the edge of the table... 7]. Can U take me out? - sorry are U in prison? 8]. Pls come and pick me.. - like say she be beans. 9]. I think i've missed my period.. - then ask the class captain for the next class!!! 10.] Can't you get a Car? - Shey your Papa get Car when him dey HigherInstitution? Add more...
Posted: at 21-11-2012 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
buoyantic at 21-11-2012 06:37 PM (11 years ago) (m)
armed robbers attack u and ur wife at nyt ,the next thing ur wife ask u... Honey who are they....ur reply:they are my cousins from the village they are here 4 the new yam festival...odeoshi
Posted: at 21-11-2012 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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