It gets lonely in the desert

Date: 21-04-2009 12:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 21-04-2009 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration.interrogating a man at the airport ........

NAME:Muhammed al Facid

SEX:Yes 3 times a week.

NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE
Mohamme :Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.


14_Inches_Long...



Posted: at 21-04-2009 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 21-04-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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goat u don post sumtyn like am b4
Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 21-04-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Iphie,
who be goat ?? You mean me or you don smoke gas??? Na SANGO go close ur eyes.

If cat dey mellow no be say he no fit fight, it maybe that the day no be him fight dey, OK so because  apologize just now, you think you can ride me. Na plywood them go take exchange for your teeth !!!!

You we no dey post any joke unless to comment on other peoples's joke. We will soon dis-member you on this forum if care is not taken.

You know D-guy na my in-law!!!

14_inches..


Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 23-04-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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kai!! make una stop Qurreling or if i vex, me i go use my stick
 on u people.4 u dat post dis joke, pls think b100 u post or
else i will less u 2 1_inches_short.
Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 23-04-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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kai!! make una stop Qurreling or if i vex, me i go use my stick
 on u people.4 u dat post dis joke, pls think b100 u post or
else i will less u 2 1_inches_short.
Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 23-04-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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gbravo tell am, na mouth him get, dey make noise like bullhorn, lolz

@14 inch, awe sokpono go kiss u if u no dey carefull o, so u b cat, me self talk am na, if i no post joke, e hinder u abi ur 14 inch no dey function again becus of am. if dguy na ur inlaw, na my broda him b...........lolzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 23-04-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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i don land

who dey fu*k each other up for here

okkkkkkkkkkkky i understand wetin dey shele for here

14_ and Iphie dey play PALOMA and DIEGO for here
Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 23-04-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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KC, u no well, c as u entre house pass judgement like dat, na wa 4 u o, anyway,na tom nd jerry we dey do
Posted: at 23-04-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 23-04-2009 06:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hw many tyms dis audio won post dis stuff na?
Posted: at 23-04-2009 06:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 24-04-2009 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Make una no blame d guy, e don copy sotay e no no which 1 2copy again.
Posted: at 24-04-2009 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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repitition


iphie report u

incantation!!!!

hmmmmmmmm the witches of the wind
mother goddess of the lake
angel of darkness
hear my cry!!!!

one of ur children is been abused and molested my 14inches long,
we blessed him with that in return for respect but since he no longer knows who is mates are and he brags with the thing in between his legs, i am soliciting on behave of iphie, reduce it

ochuuhchu koro toi tyoi
mbechessa irdaass okuuuuri
reduce it

1inch
tiny in shape not to be able to fit any hole at all

within 2days mother goddess, witches of the wind, angel of darkness
let his 14inches be ur food, his sperm ur milk

now until he ask iphie for forgiveness and start recognising her as his elder

because when the music changes the dance step changes

14inches u have touched the cobra's baby get ready to be bitten............

this is not naijapals joke only iphie can save u else expect us making love to you one after the other

u can as well play over it and make that ur mouth here and lets see if the whole of naijapals guys can help u at night

ciaoo expect us or do the right thing
Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 24-04-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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se na babalawo u com do 4 here
Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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omat abeg leave me, pikin wey sey em mama no go sleep im too no go sleep, me i no need babalawo bcos dem dey colect their powers from us, we wan teach am practical shebi him dick long, we go help am shape am to d normal size
Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chinwenduu at 27-04-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.......... not very funny pour moi
Posted: at 27-04-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- LadyBig2009 at 27-04-2009 06:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...de best joke be u ppl de fight each other o....i don laugh tire......hahahahahahaa
Posted: at 27-04-2009 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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we no need commentary here oh

Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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