MADNESS !!!

Date: 28-11-2012 1:30 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jessica Michael
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- at 28-11-2012 01:30 PM (11 years ago)
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TITLE: YOU DON DEY MAD IF:

- U wan use fork drink tea
...

- You are above 30 and Davido & wizkid are ur Role model

- U wan climb Facebook wall?

- U wan use both sides of condom ?

- You kneel down cos u wan greet person for phone

- u carry broken bottle dey shave d hair wey dey ur armpit.

- You carry screw driver go bank..cos u wan open account

- You reduce the volume of ur music-player becos u wan read text message

- Took me an hour to compose a msg, u con reply "K".

- U run go baff,wear ur finest dress, do ur make-up come spray pef join all bcuz U wan Skype.

- You went to bed with a Ruler just to know how long you slept

- U no get shi shi for account..u dey sing"chop my money" instead of "mercies of d lord"

 Tongue Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 28-11-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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So, who dey mad naw ?  @poster   Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 28-11-2012 01:37 PM (11 years ago)
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lmao......,...
                                                                                                ...............................................                                           
                                                                              did i jus laf? go arrange beter tin abegi
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 28-11-2012 01:35 PM
So, who dey mad naw ?  @poster   Huh?

abeg help me ask am
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 28-11-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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poster good sense but no humour!
i will comment later
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-11-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo Angry Angry
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked u wicked ooo
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 28-11-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago)
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U try sha Grin
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 28-11-2012 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 28-11-2012 01:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 28-11-2012 01:48 PM
Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo Angry Angry
hmm we no trust u oooh cuz i know from armpit u go enter legpit,
maybe from there una fit begin dey discharge the undischargeabls!
Posted: at 28-11-2012 01:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 28-11-2012 02:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 28-11-2012 01:48 PM
Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo Angry Angry
where rihanaaa dey na?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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i just comfirmed all of una yeye  Sad see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow shit  Angry Angry
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 28-11-2012 01:32 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Abeg no day comment for my joke first cos na you bring this bad market  Angry
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on 28-11-2012 02:30 PM
i just comfirmed all of una yeye  Sad see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow sh*t  Angry Angry
we force u?
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago)
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go sit down for gutter abeg unless you want make i reveal ur secret for public  Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 28-11-2012 01:48 PM
Poster come make I use bottle shave ur armpit only armpitoo Angry Angry

I sure say na your type dey use condom front and back  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on 28-11-2012 02:30 PM
i just comfirmed all of una yeye  Sad see kejo wey i exhaust all my MB to upload na im una dey comment like people wey smoke cow sh*t  Angry Angry
poster maddness is it after jabanz promise to marry u,
on the day of ur marriage intruduction,he turn u down and went for DaCutest
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 28-11-2012 02:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 28-11-2012 01:35 PM
So, who dey mad naw ?  @poster   Huh?

I should be asking you that commenter  Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2012 02:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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