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Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpors, Were Out Riding In The Car When It Crashed Into A Tree. Before Anyone Knows It, The Three Men Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby.

“Gentlemen,” The Devil Started, “Due To The Fact That Heaven Is Now Overcrowded, Therefore St. Peter Has Agreed To Limit The Number Of People Entering Heaven. If Anyone Of You Can Ask Me A Question Which I Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer, Then You’re Worthy Enough To Go To Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll Come With Me To Hell.”

The Philosopher Then Stepped Up, “OK, Give Me The Most comprehensive Report On Socrates’ Teaching.”

With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It And Concluded It Was Correct.

“Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared.

The Mathematician Then Asked, “Give Me The Most Complicated Formula You Can Ever Think Of!”

With A Snap Of His Finger, Another Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Mathematician Read It And Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct.

“Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Mathematician Disappeared, Too.

Akpors Then Stepped Forward And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!”
The Devil Brought Forward A Chair.

“Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said Akpors.

The Devil Did Just That.

Akpors Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing Up, He Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart Come Out From?”
The Devil Inspected The Seat And Said, “The Third Hole From The Right.”

“Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From My Ass hole.”

....Akpors Went To Heaven!

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Yes naaa

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 09:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Hehehehe

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Copy and paste.i knw u dnt hav d brain 2 compose joke

Posted: at 7-12-2012 05:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 7-12-2012 11:12 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

  chumyli but this no be pb4 na, why u go allow that small rat dey talk to u anyhow like this?

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Posted: at 7-12-2012 11:20 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 7-12-2012 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 7-12-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  nice one girl u try wella

Posted: at 7-12-2012 03:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Copy n paste

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Posted: at 7-12-2012 04:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero