Akpors flight experience

So Akpos boards a Lagos - Abuja plane,
walks straight to the business class
section and sits there even though he has
an economy class ticket. A flight
attendant approaches him and says "Sir,
this is a business class section and you
have an economy class ticket so you
shouldn't be here. Kindly get up so I can
lead you to your seat in the economy
class section"but Akpors bluntly refuses.

Every attempt by the attendant to get
Akpors to move proves abortive as he
keeps shouting "Na lie! I like dis side!
People no too plenty hia!! Na by force to
move?? Abeg limme jare!!!"
Finally, after some time, she whispers
something into his ear and convinced with
what he's been told, Akpors gets up and
moves. Another passenger who
overheard the conversation later asked
the attendant,"How did you get him to
move? What did you tell him?" To which
she replies with a smile, "I told him that
those in the business class section are
not going to Abuja

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 10:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Even new beans know say this one no be joke 

Posted: at 10-12-2012 11:02 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice 1

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Na u sabi

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

joke of the year 

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

    

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 04:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Na una sabi. Thanks to ppl wet sabi batter jokr. Others wey no sabu batter thing, mosquito don die inside their brain.

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

& u too 

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 06:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes wakawaka nor ni

Posted: at 10-12-2012 09:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Remix

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Posted: at 10-12-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero