Getting old.

You Know You are Old When:
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake
you?"
3. You begin every other sentence with,
"Nowadays..."
4. The clothes you've put away until they
come back in style... come back in style.
5. Things you buy now won't wear out.
6. When happy hour is a nap.
7. When you can’t remember how old you
are
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. You wear black socks with sandals.
10. You get into a heated argument about
pension plans.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to
not be reminded of your age.
12. Your address book has mostly names that
start with Dr.
13. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it
going.

expert is all i see

bad belle people