COMEDY COMBO SEASON2 PART1,2,3

PART ONE...
                             On a sunday ,a gang went into a church and
started closing windows and doors.

Dey told the congregation that they were
goin to kill everyone but in Alphabetical orda.
they went 2 the Rev.
What is your name?
Rev;zoseph Zmith
lucky you
pianist;My name is Zemmanuel Zambali but
one of the ushers ova dere is Akpors samuel
"you lyin bastard",Akpors screamed atthe
top of his voice"Oga my friends call me
Zzzakpors Zzzamule"
(who wan die?)
;DOn a sunday ,a gang went into a church and
started closing windows and doors.
Dey told the congregation that they were
goin to kill everyone but in Alphabetical orda.
they went 2 the Rev.
What is your name?
Rev;zoseph Zmith
lucky you
pianist;My name is Zemmanuel Zambali but
one of the ushers ova dere is Akpors samuel
"you lyin bastard",Akpors screamed atthe
top of his voice"Oga my friends call me
Zzzakpors Zzzamule"
(who wan die?)

PART TWO.....
 
Dame Patience went out for drink with
some of the top women….
Waiter brings their bill:
Dame Patience N10,400
Ngozi Okonjo. N10,250
Dora Akunyili. N10,450
Turai Yar’adua. N10,200
Total. N41,300
She says: I will pay for everyone else,but
Total must pay
for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall
she owns
petrol stations all over Nigeria!

PART THREE.....     
                       Obioma & Akpos dey scatter fight outside
examination hall, classmates gather. Wetin
happen na? Akpos : Dis copy me 4
exam! Obioma: Copy wetin? I no write
anything, na blank sheet i submit! Akpos :
Una don see am? Na blank sheet I submit
too! The examiner go think say we copy
from each other!.
 Watch out For part 4......

Posted: at 13-12-2012 05:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4 stephen don start dey fear to talk pb4,

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i tire for this poster nd his yeye kejo

Posted: at 13-12-2012 11:43 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

commenter u wan ban me?

Posted: at 13-12-2012 11:48 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahahaha Shebi na ur brother ban u b4

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 11:53 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hoihoihoihoi Laf don tear the Christmas cloth wey rehannaaa buy for me

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:04 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

U be tailor

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u knw i dont talk but if i start Only God knws

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 03:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 .  Still watching
Any insultive language. U'R BANNED 

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I told una dat dis guy go still come bck wit enof Pb4 jokes n e don de happen.... Nawaaa

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Posted: at 13-12-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero