PART ONE... On a sunday ,a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors. Dey told the congregation that they were goin to kill everyone but in Alphabetical orda. they went 2 the Rev. What is your name? Rev;zoseph Zmith lucky you pianist;My name is Zemmanuel Zambali but one of the ushers ova dere is Akpors samuel "you lyin bastard",Akpors screamed atthe top of his voice"Oga my friends call me Zzzakpors Zzzamule" (who wan die?) ;DOn a sunday ,a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors. Dey told the congregation that they were goin to kill everyone but in Alphabetical orda. they went 2 the Rev. What is your name? Rev;zoseph Zmith lucky you pianist;My name is Zemmanuel Zambali but one of the ushers ova dere is Akpors samuel "you lyin bastard",Akpors screamed atthe top of his voice"Oga my friends call me Zzzakpors Zzzamule" (who wan die?)
PART TWO.....
Dame Patience went out for drink with some of the top women…. Waiter brings their bill: Dame Patience N10,400 Ngozi Okonjo. N10,250 Dora Akunyili. N10,450 Turai Yar’adua. N10,200 Total. N41,300 She says: I will pay for everyone else,but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria!
PART THREE..... Obioma & Akpos dey scatter fight outside examination hall, classmates gather. Wetin happen na? Akpos : Dis copy me 4 exam! Obioma: Copy wetin? I no write anything, na blank sheet i submit! Akpos : Una don see am? Na blank sheet I submit too! The examiner go think say we copy from each other!. Watch out For part 4......
Posted: at 13-12-2012 05:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac