Grace and disgrace

Date: 18-12-2012 7:34 am (11 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 18-12-2012 07:34 AM (11 years ago)
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A young girl (Grace) was going on a first
date. Her grandmother said:
"Sit here and let me tell you about those
young boys.... ... He is going to try and
kiss you,you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your Bosom  ,
you are going to like that but don't let
him do that. But most important, he is
going to try and get on top of you to have
his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. It will
"disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter
went on her date.
The next day Grace told grandma that her
date went just like she had predicted:
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the
family. When he tried, I just turned over,
got on top of him, and disgraced his
family..."

Posted: at 18-12-2012 07:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jabanz at 18-12-2012 08:26 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin PB4  Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-12-2012 08:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-12-2012 09:21 AM (11 years ago)
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poster one day copy copy go remove that ur yeye hat wey you put on by beating on day  Angry
Posted: at 18-12-2012 09:21 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 18-12-2012 09:23 AM (11 years ago)
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I tire
Posted: at 18-12-2012 09:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Amaight at 18-12-2012 12:27 PM (11 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 18-12-2012 12:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 18-12-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago)
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So Joke don finish for market
Posted: at 18-12-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 18-12-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago)
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ask them  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-12-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tripple2love at 18-12-2012 03:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 18-12-2012 02:40 PM
So Joke don finish for market

So na market you don dey buy jokes...anyway thar cant happen here on earth cos u already look like an alien.
Posted: at 18-12-2012 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 18-12-2012 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Werin dis one de yan huh?
Posted: at 18-12-2012 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 18-12-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Am blessed wit a AK47,  but no 1 2 use it 2  Cool
Posted: at 18-12-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 18-12-2012 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 18-12-2012 05:24 PM
Werin dis one de yan huh?
ask the ye Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-12-2012 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-12-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Pata mi
Posted: at 18-12-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 18-12-2012 06:54 PM (11 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 18-12-2012 06:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 18-12-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 18-12-2012 06:36 PM
Pata mi

Oti faya abi?
Posted: at 18-12-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-12-2012 07:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Gbam
Posted: at 18-12-2012 07:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 18-12-2012 07:43 PM (11 years ago)
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ohkay
Posted: at 18-12-2012 07:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 19-12-2012 07:44 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2012 07:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 08:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 19-12-2012 08:14 AM (11 years ago)
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yeye Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:14 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 19-12-2012 09:43 AM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 19-12-2012 09:43 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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