I PROMISE... I WON'T LAUGH...

Published On: December 19, 2012, 7:54 pm (7 years ago)
Author: macsika imoh
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Conversation between a nurse and a patIent

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the mans penis, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's phyuking swollen"

~the nurse fainted from laughing



Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 07:54 PM | Newbie
Me I don faint as I see say Na pb..

Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:20 PM | Addicted Hero
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes me i nor laff for dis yoke
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:33 PM | Gistmaniac
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am a professional i dnt laf
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:38 PM | Gistmaniac
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professional for where?
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:41 PM | Gistmaniac
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for jokes
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:43 PM | Gistmaniac
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abeg make i pass jare
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:47 PM | Gistmaniac
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Nawaaa

Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:52 PM | Hero
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For all of una

Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:54 PM | Addicted Hero
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chimuli go be d nurse
Posted: (7 years ago) at 19-12-2012 08:56 PM | Gistmaniac
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Boo 4 all of una

Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 01:40 PM | Gistmaniac
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 02:17 PM | Upcoming
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Quote from: jessymic on 20-12-2012 02:17 PM
Angry Angry Angry
na ur hubby u dey frow ya yeye face 4 ?  Shocked

Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 06:42 PM | Gistmaniac
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Oldschool joke pbmillion

Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 06:56 PM | Gistmaniac
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 08:33 PM | Gistmaniac
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Oooops

Posted: (7 years ago) at 20-12-2012 08:43 PM | Addicted Hero
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 19-12-2012 08:56 PM
chimuli go be d nurse

and u ma patient wit d battry hmmm

Posted: (7 years ago) at 23-12-2012 03:34 PM | Hero
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i tried

Posted: (7 years ago) at 23-12-2012 06:31 PM | Gistmaniac
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to laf

Posted: (7 years ago) at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM | Gistmaniac
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buh all effort wasted

Posted: (7 years ago) at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM | Gistmaniac
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