Akpose death Warrant

Date: 27-12-2012 10:49 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Adedeji Amos Babatunde Brıght
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- at 27-12-2012 10:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Death came to akpose and saıd ''My frıend AKpose today ıs your day.''
Akpose saıd ''But am not ready to dıe.''
And death saıd, '' Well you are nest on my lıst.''
So Akpose try to plead wıth death but ıt refused.
Akopse: Ok, why don't you take a sıt and ı get you somethıng to eat before we go?
And death saıd ''alrıght then.''
Akpose gave death some food and had a wıcked tought of addıng poıson on ıt
but saıd to hımself, 'sınce ıt ıs death, poıson won't have any effect on ıt,' so he added some
sleepıng pılls ın ıt.
Death fınıshed eatıng and fell asleep, when asleep Akpose took the death lıst, removed
hıs name from the top of the lıst and wrote ıt on the bottom of the lıst.
When death woke up he saıd to akpose, ''Because you have been so nıce to me wıth more hospıtalıty
that ı even fell asleep ı wıll start the lıst from the bottom.  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 27-12-2012 10:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- jabanz at 27-12-2012 11:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes i have nothing to say
Posted: at 27-12-2012 11:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 28-12-2012 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
what a  Undecided boo  Undecided boo  Undecided boo
Posted: at 28-12-2012 12:25 AM (12 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 28-12-2012 12:43 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-12-2012 12:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 28-12-2012 01:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 28-12-2012 01:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 28-12-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Because Na Christmas we dey, make I just give u this small p.......  Undecided
Posted: at 28-12-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 28-12-2012 02:15 PM (12 years ago)
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knocking!
Posted: at 28-12-2012 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 28-12-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked u wicked oooo
Posted: at 28-12-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 28-12-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes i surpose to laff?
Posted: at 28-12-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 28-12-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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I will get u 1day wit dis PB4 yoke wey u dey post around 4 dis yeye 4rum.    Mumu  Tongue
Posted: at 28-12-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 28-12-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago)
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O
Posted: at 28-12-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin bad belles cheıı anu battery stıll dey charge  Cheesy
anyway ı dey waıt for my boy to come comment  Lips Sealed
he no yeye lıke anu  Undecided
Posted: at 28-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-12-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 27-12-2012 11:47 PM
Roll Eyes i have nothing to say
na good tock abeg why those yeyes no follow ur step  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-12-2012 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 28-12-2012 08:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 28-12-2012 07:54 PM
Grin bad belles cheıı anu battery stıll dey charge  Cheesy
anyway ı dey waıt for my boy to come comment  Lips Sealed
he no yeye lıke anu  Undecided
Ur boy jabanz ba? E Yeye like u  Undecided
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- Rihannaaa at 28-12-2012 08:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 28-12-2012 05:40 PM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes i surpose to laff?
No laugh my dear, the joke dry like poster brain  Cheesy
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- ExpertTbright at 28-12-2012 08:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 28-12-2012 08:35 PM
Ur boy jabanz ba? E Yeye like u  Undecided
Huh? u no know my boy for here?  Undecided
Posted: at 28-12-2012 08:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-12-2012 08:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 28-12-2012 08:37 PM
No laugh my dear, the joke dry like poster brain  Cheesy
Roll Eyes ı go slap u for  p u s s y o
Posted: at 28-12-2012 08:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 28-12-2012 10:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Lips Sealed
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- Rihannaaa at 28-12-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 28-12-2012 08:53 PM
Roll Eyes ı go slap u for  p u s s y o
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-12-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-12-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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