ladies' insult

Date: 03-01-2013 9:27 am (11 years ago) | Author: EFE ESIEGBE
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- at 3-01-2013 09:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Here is true life joke or xperience.



I was eating in an eatery  one  beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food,  I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.


Posted: at 3-01-2013 09:27 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- sophiebaby at 3-01-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-01-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dis4real at 3-01-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- winace at 3-01-2013 09:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahah really funny
Posted: at 3-01-2013 09:46 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Swtezvikky at 3-01-2013 10:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Take it to d jokes section
Posted: at 3-01-2013 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- paul1984 at 3-01-2013 11:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Stupidity and a waste of valuable time.... Get of my forum fool.
Posted: at 3-01-2013 11:05 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- christianity at 3-01-2013 11:08 AM (11 years ago)
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MR POSTER,PLS GET A LYF,,EVEN IF ITS CRYFISH TYP.IF NOT FOR ANYTHING U WOULD USEFUL IN THE PORT OF SOUP.
Posted: at 3-01-2013 11:08 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ibinsgirl at 3-01-2013 11:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Its a normal thing. Get over it
Posted: at 3-01-2013 11:27 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ezchusa at 3-01-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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i lost my sense of humor

Posted: at 3-01-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- austin326 at 3-01-2013 12:25 PM (11 years ago)
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WHATEVER
Posted: at 3-01-2013 12:25 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Solidstonez at 3-01-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Solidstonez at 3-01-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: christianity on  3-01-2013 11:08 AM
MR POSTER,PLS GET A LYF,,EVEN IF ITS CRYFISH TYP.IF NOT FOR ANYTHING U WOULD USEFUL IN THE PORT OF SOUP.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 3-01-2013 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Whatever!

Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 3-01-2013 01:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Na ur palava be dat
Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chicco77 at 3-01-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 3-01-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Lmao...u wanted to pay her a visit at night, hmmm thinking ....naija girls don wise ooo

Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Oyinminijoor at 3-01-2013 01:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Does this sound funny?mtcheww
Posted: at 3-01-2013 01:59 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Biafranwar at 3-01-2013 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Whatever
Posted: at 3-01-2013 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Amaight at 3-01-2013 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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this ain't funny..
Posted: at 3-01-2013 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lee22 at 3-01-2013 02:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2013 02:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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