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Date: 10-01-2013 12:00 pm (11 years ago) | Author: olayinka abegunde
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- at 10-01-2013 12:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpos interview PART II
OFFICER:- what is your name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
AKPORS:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER:- your father's name?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
AKPORS:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
AKPORS:- Metric Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
AKPORS:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your personality?
AKPORS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain urself and stop wasting
my time?
AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
AKPORS:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

Posted: at 10-01-2013 12:00 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Rihannaaa at 10-01-2013 12:29 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-01-2013 12:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-01-2013 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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outdated pb4  Undecided
Posted: at 10-01-2013 04:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Engremmy at 11-01-2013 06:07 AM (11 years ago)
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really outdated
Posted: at 11-01-2013 06:07 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 11-01-2013 08:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 11-01-2013 08:51 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 11-01-2013 10:15 AM (11 years ago)
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M.P.

Mad Poster.
Posted: at 11-01-2013 10:15 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-01-2013 10:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-01-2013 10:55 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yinkaabeegs at 11-01-2013 11:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 11-01-2013 10:15 AM
M.P.

Mad Poster.
Yeye pikin
M.C
Mad cadanre
Posted: at 11-01-2013 11:53 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- globala at 11-01-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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empty joke!
Posted: at 11-01-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 11-01-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: yinkaabeegs on 11-01-2013 11:53 AM
Yeye pikin
M.C
Mad cadanre

Chei! You na change am from MP to MC?

I change It now to M.Y.
Posted: at 11-01-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 11-01-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin am I suppose to laugh
Posted: at 11-01-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 11-01-2013 04:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes M.P SOME1 SHOULD GIVE HIM DA MEANING
Posted: at 11-01-2013 04:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 16-01-2013 09:20 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 16-01-2013 09:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 16-01-2013 09:42 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-01-2013 09:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-01-2013 10:35 PM (11 years ago)
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I pass jeje
Posted: at 16-01-2013 10:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 02:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Still laughing
Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 02:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 03:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Beta 4 una
Posted: at 17-01-2013 03:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 04:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 17-01-2013 04:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 04:29 PM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 17-01-2013 04:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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