Assassin Interview

Date: 27-04-2009 3:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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Assassin Interview
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position — two men and one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said. "You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife."

The agent replies "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."


14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 27-04-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 27-04-2009 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b1trillion
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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I don tire for dis post

Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 6-08-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-08-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 6-08-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 6-08-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 6-08-2011 06:19 PM (12 years ago)
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14...14...na old joke Grin

Posted: at 6-08-2011 06:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 6-08-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 02:53 AM (12 years ago)
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- creativecosmos at 10-08-2011 07:43 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4 but i love d joke notwithstanding
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- deguzman at 10-08-2011 09:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on 10-08-2011 07:43 AM
pb4 but i love d joke notwithstanding
na who permitted u to love d joke?

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- omoladey at 10-08-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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dead joke
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago)
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decayed joke

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- Dramundu at 10-08-2011 10:13 PM (12 years ago)
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stilm funny haahhaahhahhahahahahhaha
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 10-08-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2011 02:46 AM (12 years ago)
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nice but old

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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u try poster
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