Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies

Date: 21-01-2013 1:19 pm (11 years ago) | Author: moniconyeze
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- at 21-01-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
 Its only in Nigerian movies you would see the following happen



1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport?
 
2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years.
 
3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses.
 
4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road.
 
5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about it.
 
6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?
 
7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA
 
Cool A man wants to send his wife packing, he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event
 
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Posted: at 21-01-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- cadanre at 21-01-2013 01:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Inter-resting!

Posted: at 21-01-2013 01:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- udenzeu at 21-01-2013 01:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew! Who Jah bless, no man can curse
Posted: at 21-01-2013 01:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 21-01-2013 01:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: moniconyez on 21-01-2013 01:19 PM
Things That Happen Only In Nigerian Movies
 Its only in Nigerian movies you would see the following happen


1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village dey get airport?
 
2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years.
 
3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses.
 
4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road.
 
5) Girls wear very short dresses, revealing their bosoms and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about it.
 
6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?
 
7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20 times. I no know say bullet dey generate itself like DNA
 
Cool A man wants to send his wife packing, he goes into the room and comes out with about 3 ready packed bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event
 
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin guy u sef u dey really notice  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-01-2013 01:33 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- maryclaret at 21-01-2013 02:09 PM (11 years ago)
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hahaha...funny. but i still love naija movies and prefer them to other types of movies!

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deboalabi262 at 21-01-2013 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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In Naija movies we believe..... Grin

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 21-01-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Naija 4 life

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 21-01-2013 02:22 PM (11 years ago)
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I  LOVE MA PEOPLE Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 21-01-2013 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: udenzeu on 21-01-2013 01:29 PM
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew! Who Jah bless, no man can curse

I.C
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- evaworld at 21-01-2013 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Nollywood is working Smiley
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temidgreat at 21-01-2013 02:41 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmm funny sha its true;; but ma people are wonderful actors;;to naija actors/actres;;; gbosa;gbosa;gbosa u too much
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ela214 at 21-01-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin no 4 very funny
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ezchusa at 21-01-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago)
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You tried but all are not true

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ezchusa at 21-01-2013 02:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Nollywood are really improving Cool

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ezchusa at 21-01-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: deboalabi262 on 21-01-2013 02:12 PM
In Naija movies we believe..... Grin
Exactly

Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 21-01-2013 02:57 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Very observant, Nollywood addict, abi na Don u be sef !
Posted: at 21-01-2013 02:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 21-01-2013 03:15 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-01-2013 03:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- christianity at 21-01-2013 03:18 PM (11 years ago)
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u forgot to add native doctor and incantations
Posted: at 21-01-2013 03:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Noble12 at 21-01-2013 03:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Old story
Posted: at 21-01-2013 03:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- longben at 21-01-2013 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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na wa oh.take small-small yab us na
Posted: at 21-01-2013 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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