In full gear, i jumped out of the shrinestill bleating"mbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerererer!!!"
i soon found a flock of sheep eating grass on a school field.
i joined and chopped grass for the first time.
It was sweet
Later i saw some of the ram "climbing"some of the "ewe"
My "thing" became hard, and i spotted one hot ewe.
i quickly "climbed it" and oh, i had never felt like that before.
i was glad to be a sheep
In all i did 7 rounds
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Haven screwed this ewe very very well, she asked me my name.
i was surprised to have heard a sheep talk, as i never knew they could talk.
I told her i am "bin" so i asked about her.
She said she was ekaitte.
I told her i was going to call her"ramatu", after my first love, which she wholeheartedly accepted.
The funny thing was that, because i had screwed "ramatu" very well, all the other ewes on the field, numberingabout 25 had surrounded me and wanted me to service them.
Ramatu looked at and whispered"please never cheat on me!"
RAMATU PART 38
The other ewes were so tempting, as some of them had wide hips and big nyaansh, but i also didnt want to disappoint my Ramatu.
Ramatu again looked into my eyes and asked "bin, will you marry me?"
i nodded in affirmation.
It was getting late, so i saw all the sheep leaving the field and heading to the east.
I asked Ramatu where they were going and she said home.
"wont your owner notice i am a stranger?"
ramatu replied "no, that old foool will rather be happy to get a new fat ram like you "
i inquired about the owner and ramatutold me everything about him.
He was a 58 year old retired police officer called oga ebuka ,and stayed with his wife and 18 sons.
RAMATU PART 39
Soon we were home and all of us entered the pen.
I was scared as it was my first time in a pen.
I didnt notice any human being in the house.
It was when we got into the pen that, one fine ewe who i later gathered wascalled ngozi, came and whispered into my ears "i love you from the bottom ofmy heart"
i was tempted, as Ngozi was hot. In fact hotter than, Ramatu.
Ngozi told me if i wanted to stay withoga ebuka happily, i should accept herproposal as she has a good rapport with oga ebuka and can let him take good care of me.
i asked Ngozi how she meant by good rapport and she whispered, "wait till 11pm"
i didnt understand her.
All this while, RAmatu was looking at me, and was looking jealous and worried.
RAMATU PART 40
At about 11pm, when i had screwed Ramatu for the 16th time, i saw a tall man enter the pen.
Ngozi walked to me and whispered into my ears, "see oga ebuka. .just watch what he will do.."
Oga ebuka flashed his light through the pen, and i saw him grab Ngozi by the legs.
He drew Ngozi to the corner, undressed, and i was shocked to see oga ebuka screwing Ngozi, a sheep.
wonders will never end.
It was around 2am dawn and Oga ebuka had still not finished.
It was around that time, i heard a woman on the compound crying out,"ebuka!!. ebuka!! where are you ooo!!"
Oga ebuka jumped out of Ngozi and stepped out.
I overheard him telling the woman who i later gathered was his 4th wife that "i heard sounds of a thief in the pen so i went to check " For my mind ikept saying "ode!!!"
Ngozi walked to me and whispered "i told you".
RAMATU PART 41
Soon it was morning and all the sheep had woken up.
Ramatu had also woken up, but was so quiet.
I walked to her to ask why and she told me i had broken her heart.
i was so sad.Later she whispered into my ear "its over"
i was down.
Just around the time, i spotted Oga ebuka opening our door to go out and have our breakfast.
I noticed him watching me.
Ngozi came to me and oga Ebuka was damn jelous.
Oga Ebuka grabbed a long cane to come and lash me, but i was fast.Nexti heard him telling one of his sons to set fire and that they have a strange ram(me) to slaughter for supper.
I was scared.
I discussed the matter with Ngozi who said i shouldnt worry and that she would talk to him.
I was wondering how a sheep would talk to a man.
The next thing i saw Oga ebuka deliberately throw maize on the ground to serve as a bait to catch me, but i was too fast. i didnt get near it at all.
Ramatu Part 42
When Oga Ebuka and family realised iwas not coming for the maize, they resolved to give me a chase.
it was not a joke.
They chased and chased and chased and finally caught me.
"i don die be this oo" i was telling myself.
They tied a rope around my neck and tied it to a tree on the compound.
The fire was set, and Oga ebuka was sharpening his knife for the slaughter.
It was there and then i began talking loud to their hearing, "you wan chop ram abi? you think say i be ordinary ram abi? mbeeeeeeeeer, mbeeeeeeeeeeeer, .. .trouble sleep, yanga go wake am. . .!!" i no even finish and i saw some faint on the ground, others took to their heels screaming and crying.
Oga Ebuka suffered an instant stroke grin
PART 43
Some members of oga ebuka's family had gone to bring a pastor.
The pastor came close to me.
Prayed in tongues and i turned back to a human being.
The only problem was i still possessedmy two horns, and the smell of a ram.
The house was filled with people who had come to see what was happening.
Pastor asked me my name and where iam from, i tried to answer him, but the only answer was "mbeeeeeeeeeer".
I had lost my speech.
I saw the pastor ask me to follow him.
We got to a place where i later discovered was the mission house.
Pastors children and wife all took to their heels the moment they saw me.
part 44
Early next morning, pastors began praying for me.
He was praying in tongues, i swear.
After prayers, he asked me to fast for the whole day.
I almost fainted. How could i fast?
It was 12 o'clock and pastor and his children were eating lunch.
The aroma was disturbing me but i had been ordered to fast.
I went out and started screaming,"fire, fire, fire, fire"
suddenly pastor and his family all stepped out to come and see what washappening.
I tiptoed to the dining table and did justice to the food.
watch out for part 45
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