A man drives to his house after close of business. He honks his car horn and his Mai guard who had been washing one of the cars with a water hose, rushes and opens the gate. The man drives in and climbs the water hose.
The Mai guard taps on the window and says: "oga rubber! Rubber!"
The man hears: "robber" and quickly gets out of the car and jumps over the fence to the next house and hides. Next thing he sees the Mai guard beside him! Mai guard had also jumped the fence! ... The man whispers: " where are the armed robbers? Where are they robbing? Where is madam and the children?"
Mai guard answers in whisper: "Which armed robbers oga?"
Man says:" But you told me armed robbers were robbing!"
Mai guard replies: haa, No oga! I say u "match" rubber!"
Man shouts at Mai guard: "So why did you jump the fence with me?"
Mai guard replies: "Ha, Oga I no know wetin pursue u and I no want make e catch me!"
Posted: at 31-01-2013 11:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
ExpertTbright at 31-01-2013 11:29 PM (11 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 31-01-2013 11:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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