FIRE GRAMMAR! HEAR GRAMMAR: Patrick Obahiagbon Congratulates Super Eagles

Hilarious Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon took to his Twitter page today to congratulate Nigerian Super Eagles over their victory in yesterday’s match with Ivory Coast.

In the congratulatory tweet, the grammatically inclined Nigerian official said:

“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck.”


Can anyone decode all of the above?

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Posted: at 4-02-2013 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  , my didn't don break as i dey read this grammar o

Posted: at 4-02-2013 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 4-02-2013 05:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hehehehe:D

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Posted: at 4-02-2013 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why is that all the people in this site are empty vessels?Mr poster this site is not a play ground find something reasonable and meaningful to post not forging what you too dont know the meaning in the name of speaking grammar...Mr poster did you follow this man on twitter ?even if where on earth did he twit such thing...(If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs.)..what a hell is this ......go back to school and read so that you can post better thing not everybody  can get confused with this rubbish you post here

Posted: at 4-02-2013 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 4-02-2013 06:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

  ..wahala dey..

Posted: at 4-02-2013 06:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ahhhhh! in don bite my tongue.

Posted: at 4-02-2013 06:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

i need an helmet b4 reading this.

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Posted: at 4-02-2013 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Mr Patrick the grammar too much

Posted: at 4-02-2013 07:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero