VAL MESSAGE FROM THE GUYS: BOYS ARE NOT SMILING

St. Valentine died 4love
Romeo also died 4 love
Jack in titanic died 4 love
Samson in d Bible died 4 love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love &
even Jesus Christ died 4 love...

Wetin !! ?? Haba !!!
Where are the women?
Una no sabi die?
Abi na only gift Una sabi collect?
After Una go talk say boys no dey try.No Gift again
dis valentine unless una give us 10 names of
women wey die 4love.

A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊

How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
- A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
- Singlet & expect iPad 2?
- Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or
nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at
KFC or Chicken Republic?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)
says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.
- Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
- Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to
tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty- handed,
tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't
let her watch your subscribed cable (no free
thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous
rock from Olumo(all na nature),
Happy Val in advance

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Posted: at 5-02-2013 08:43 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

poster u nid bitter leaf

Posted: at 5-02-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Val things. I waka

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Posted: at 5-02-2013 12:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 5-02-2013 02:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

pb4 under yoke 

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Posted: at 5-02-2013 06:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

hahahaa he don de cry already cos i talk say him sis go be numba 1 but he wan make we name anoda person sis... I stil maintain dat ur sis go be numba 1 4 dat list ..if u like hug transformer e no concern me... Al na joke.. Anyway who cares

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Posted: at 5-02-2013 09:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 6-02-2013 11:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok

Posted: at 6-02-2013 10:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Make I just pass jeje

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Posted: at 6-02-2013 10:17 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hope say u no see me as I dey pass

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Posted: at 7-02-2013 11:02 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero