Ok pls As a Lawyer pls advice>>> Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to ur salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers & carrying a Gucci bag we assume that u are doing well financially and there4 u do not need a raise.If u dress poorly,u need to learn to manage ur money better,so that.u may buy nicer clothes & there4 u do not need a raise.If u dress in-between,u are right where u need 2 be & there4 u do not need a raise. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are called Saturday and Sunday. Lunch Breaks: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size.Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch,because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor,u are able to come to work. Restroom Use: Entirely too much time is being spent inthe restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offender” category. Surgery:As long as u are employed here,u need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything.We hired u intact.To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment Thank u 4 ur loyalty to our company.We are here to provide a positive employment experience.There4 all questions,comments, concerns,complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation should be directed elsewhere. Wetin this workers fit do abeg,them need Lawyer & I told em I have u!Abeg no F up oo....
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 12-02-2013 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 12-02-2013 10:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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