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Date: 18-02-2013 7:43 pm (11 years ago) | Author: olayinka abegunde
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- at 18-02-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago)
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A dog died,and the
owner went to his
Pastor Akpors
and said,"Pastor Akpors, my dog
is dead could there be a service for the
poor creature?
"Pastor Akpors
replied,"No we can't
have a service for an
animal in the
church. However there is a new
church down the
road. May be they will do
something for the
animal,"
Then the man
asked,
"Pastor Akpors, but do you think they will
accept a donation of $1
million in return for
the burial
service?"
Pastor Akpors
shouted,"Blood of Jesus! Why didn't you tell
me the dog is a
christian?' '

Posted: at 18-02-2013 07:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 18-02-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpos dem don post am b4 Akpos Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-02-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 18-02-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-02-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 18-02-2013 10:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 18-02-2013 10:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 18-02-2013 10:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Empty.
Posted: at 18-02-2013 10:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 18-02-2013 10:57 PM (11 years ago)
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I tell u
Posted: at 18-02-2013 10:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 18-02-2013 11:04 PM (11 years ago)
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It is a pb4 sir
Posted: at 18-02-2013 11:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-02-2013 10:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Help me tell ram my missing rib
Posted: at 19-02-2013 10:36 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 19-02-2013 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
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missing bone
Posted: at 19-02-2013 10:43 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 19-02-2013 10:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4philic Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2013 10:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 20-02-2013 06:51 AM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked boo
Posted: at 20-02-2013 06:51 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 20-02-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago)
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bored
Posted: at 20-02-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 20-02-2013 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4 n I go.not even funny
Posted: at 20-02-2013 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-02-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-02-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyeozo at 20-02-2013 02:03 PM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 20-02-2013 02:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-02-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-02-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 24-02-2013 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 20-02-2013 12:48 PM
Pb4 n I go.not even funny


Abi
Posted: at 24-02-2013 02:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 24-02-2013 05:55 PM (11 years ago)
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abiiiiiiiing
Posted: at 24-02-2013 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 25-02-2013 12:45 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 19-02-2013 10:36 AM
Help me tell ram my missing rib
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 25-02-2013 12:45 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 25-02-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 25-02-2013 09:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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