Failure 2 laf out ur ass,i wil crack ur ribs

Date: 21-02-2013 5:26 pm (11 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
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- at 21-02-2013 05:26 PM (11 years ago)
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A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a posh hotel'..
He sat down & noticed 4 buttons -WW, WA,PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling. pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital, a nursesmiled & said; Sir,APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER,so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar.

Posted: at 21-02-2013 05:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 21-02-2013 10:59 PM (11 years ago)
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No comment people wey go treat ur fcuk up dey com
Posted: at 21-02-2013 10:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-02-2013 10:59 PM (11 years ago)
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No comment people wey go treat ur fcuk up dey com
Posted: at 21-02-2013 10:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 21-02-2013 11:16 PM (11 years ago)
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yes! they are comn  Angry
Posted: at 21-02-2013 11:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 21-02-2013 11:23 PM (11 years ago)
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I dey wait
Posted: at 21-02-2013 11:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-02-2013 11:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 21-02-2013 11:53 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngboss11 at 22-02-2013 01:43 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Passing
Posted: at 22-02-2013 01:43 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 22-02-2013 07:35 AM (11 years ago)
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No look back oo
Posted: at 22-02-2013 07:35 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 22-02-2013 07:59 AM (11 years ago)
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wia dem?
Posted: at 22-02-2013 07:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 22-02-2013 08:09 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 22-02-2013 07:35 AM
No look back oo
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-02-2013 08:09 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 27-03-2013 09:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Hw the thing dey do u
Posted: at 27-03-2013 09:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 27-03-2013 12:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 27-03-2013 12:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-03-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 27-03-2013 12:49 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 27-03-2013 01:46 PM (11 years ago)
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sure really
Posted: at 27-03-2013 01:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-03-2013 04:39 PM (11 years ago)
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I jump n pass
Posted: at 27-03-2013 04:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-03-2013 06:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 28-03-2013 06:28 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 5-04-2013 10:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Poster where u buy this joke?
Posted: at 5-04-2013 10:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-04-2013 01:03 PM (11 years ago)
For recycled outdated joke market  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-04-2013 01:03 PM (11 years ago) |
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- at 5-04-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago)
anyway still ultimate  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-04-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago) |
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- mary11 at 5-04-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
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They Neva reach here?
Posted: at 5-04-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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