See run lol

Date: 25-02-2013 11:39 pm (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
- at 25-02-2013 11:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange
from their neighbour & decided to go to
a calm place to share the loot equally,
one of them suggested the nearby
cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of
the bag behind the gate but they didn't
bother to pick them since they had
enough in the bag.
Few minuets later A drunk(beer man)
on his way from a bar pa...sses near
the cemetery gate and heard a voice
say:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me,
one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as
fast as he can to the local priest.
"Father please come with me, come and
witness God & Satan sharing corpse at
the cemetery.
”They both ran back to the cemetery
gate and the voice continued: "One for
me, one for u, one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stopped counting
and says:
“What about the two at the gate?
"omg come see marathon"
even the priest almost run pass the
church gate !!!
Shouting we are not dead yet.........

Posted: at 25-02-2013 11:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- globala at 26-02-2013 02:06 AM (11 years ago)
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na second line i read reach come dey see pb4 by ...........
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:06 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 26-02-2013 05:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Mtweeeech
Posted: at 26-02-2013 05:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 26-02-2013 08:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Blah blah blah
Posted: at 26-02-2013 08:25 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 26-02-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago)
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pb44444444444444444444444444444444444444 Angry
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 26-02-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Na pb4
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 26-02-2013 02:32 PM (11 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sleep don dey catch ma
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 26-02-2013 02:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh? Why?
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 26-02-2013 02:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Una do well to tell d poster dat dis joke don get grey hairs 4 hia
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 26-02-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago)
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E get epilepsy self
Posted: at 26-02-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 26-02-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Na here all of una dey sleep ni?
Posted: at 26-02-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 26-02-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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young u too rashy
Posted: at 26-02-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-02-2013 09:40 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-02-2013 09:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-03-2013 06:21 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-02-2013 02:50 PM
E get epilepsy self

abi
Posted: at 10-03-2013 06:21 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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